Lately I've had a love/hate/no carb left behind diet.
My friend at school was messing with google while we were in the computer lab. She accidently typed in 3. One of the search suggestions was "3 DAY DIET". Obviously her only choice was to click on it and she did. She decided to print it out and I said "Your stupid. Your going to give up the moment you see the word 'carrot', and even if you did finish, you won't lose any weight!"
Later at home, I walked in to the restroom to pee my urine out. I found myself playing drums....with my stomach. This has happened on several occasions, but I've ignored it. I realized today that I don't enjoy being a fat lard named Trey. (Tip of the hat Amanda Sheerer.)
To think anyone, let alone myself, could get to this point of 2 stomachs and a small ,yet there, set of manboobs, really disturbed me. What have I turned out to be. I don't want to be the fat kid that eats his feelings and gets bullied by the dude with a strong jaw, good hairline, and the abs of Jesus. I want to be the "Ashton Kutcher", if you will, of my school. So I went to the computer and Googled "3 day diet for a Fat-Ass".
The following is what I am eating for the next 3 days:
The 3 Day Diet meal plan:
Day 1
Breakfast
Black coffee or tea, with 1-2 packets Sweet & Low or Equal
1/2 grapefruit or juice
1 piece toast with 1 tablespoon peanut butter
Lunch
1/2 cup tuna
1 piece toast
Black coffee or tea, with 1-2 packets Sweet & Low or Equal
Dinner
3 ounces any lean meat or chicken
1 cup green beans
1 cup carrots
1 apple
1 cup regular vanilla ice cream
Day 2
Breakfast
Black coffee or tea, with 1-2 packets Sweet & Low or Equal
1 egg
1/2 banana
1 piece toast
Lunch
1 cup cottage cheese or tuna
8 regular saltine crackers
Dinner
2 beef franks
1 cup broccoli or cabbage
1/2 cup carrots
1/2 banana
1/2 cup regular vanilla ice cream
Day 3
Breakfast
Black coffee or tea, with 1-2 packets Sweet & Low or Equal
5 regular saltine crackers
1 ounce cheddar cheese
1 apple
Lunch
Black coffee or tea, with 1-2 packets Sweet & Low or Equal
1 boiled egg
1 piece toast
Dinner
1 cup tuna
1 cup carrots
1 cup cauliflower
1 cup melon
1/2 cup regular vanilla ice cream
In addition to its strict daily food prescription, dieters drink 4 cups of water or noncaloric drinks daily.
I don't have half of that stuff at home but, the website said I'd lose at most 10 pounds. So after school me and my mom are going to walmart. To be honest the moment I saw "carrot", and "cauliflower" I smurfed a brick. But I'm putting my foot down. I just will not allow myself to eat what I want. I know you think I'm making a big deal over 3 days, but to me "3 days of health food." sounds like "Not eating anything but 1 cup of water PER DAY, and whenever you feel like your about to faint, eat a deer dropping."
Monday, November 29, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Movie Theater Fight Club
Holy Birth Canal you guys...I saw something friday that i hav been waiting to happen every time i go out in public. You guys people almost died. well not really but crap got intense. Me and my father went to see the 7th installment of Harry Potter.
One of the more intense scenes when Harry Potter was getting eaten by an anaconda the size of gods mansion, the snake popped towards the screen. At that moment the dude infront of the guy to my left, who apparently was taking a sip of his drink, freaked the freak out and threw his cup o' soda all over the dude next to me. The FULL cup of soda went only on him projectile style. I immeadiately started laughing harder then when i watch animal hoarders. The dude next to me (lets call him michael vick) face turned dark red. we will also call the thrower Clay Aiken. now i cant repeat the EXACT WORDS he said but you will get the idea.
Michael Vick - ARE YOU SHANKING KIDDING ME????
Clay Aiken - no...*tears fall*
Michael Vick - ARE YOU SHANKING SMURFING ME!!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?
Clay Aiken - dude it was an accident...shanking chill.
holy birthcanal. i live for this crap. this was amazing! i was begging god for this to get physical. i was singing in my mind "i wanna get physical PHYSICAL lemme hear ya body talk! BODY TALK!!" i already had to pee. this made a bead of pee come out of my bladder. it was hilarious and probably the best moment of my life.
One of the more intense scenes when Harry Potter was getting eaten by an anaconda the size of gods mansion, the snake popped towards the screen. At that moment the dude infront of the guy to my left, who apparently was taking a sip of his drink, freaked the freak out and threw his cup o' soda all over the dude next to me. The FULL cup of soda went only on him projectile style. I immeadiately started laughing harder then when i watch animal hoarders. The dude next to me (lets call him michael vick) face turned dark red. we will also call the thrower Clay Aiken. now i cant repeat the EXACT WORDS he said but you will get the idea.
Michael Vick - ARE YOU SHANKING KIDDING ME????
Clay Aiken - no...*tears fall*
Michael Vick - ARE YOU SHANKING SMURFING ME!!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?
Clay Aiken - dude it was an accident...shanking chill.
holy birthcanal. i live for this crap. this was amazing! i was begging god for this to get physical. i was singing in my mind "i wanna get physical PHYSICAL lemme hear ya body talk! BODY TALK!!" i already had to pee. this made a bead of pee come out of my bladder. it was hilarious and probably the best moment of my life.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
50th blog post amazingness!
Well it's happened. With your help we have done it. 50 posts. I couldn't have done this without you. there is something i would like to say. THANKYOU.
ive realized ive lost touch with my roots. i mean my first blog posts were really good. lately ive hit rock bottom. have u counted all the F bombs? I am SO SORRY. I've realized a really GOOD F bomb comes when you hardly ever use it. when you use it ALL the time, it loses shock value and isnt as special. I recently went to rehab and im BACK. IM YOUNG, SINGLE, AND READY TO MINGLE! So for the next paragraph im going to go back and do the kind of humor I used to do. clean.
LUDACRIS
If you are a hard-core "mark-addict" then you know how much i dislike him. I recently realized he is in the song "yeah" by Usher. HOLY GOD. he has NO talent whatsoever. he sound like a constipated Gorilla. Behind Usher's smooth nice voice, you will hear "YEARHA YEARHA YEARHA! IM IN ANUSHA SONG BABY! BY THE WAY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND HATES STARBUCKS!" its funny how he tries so hard and fails epically.
I still can not get over how completely horrible he is in that Justin Bieber song "BABY!" Luckily J beebz, for what i know, has listened and stopped any and all contact with him. and look at what has happend. a VMA, he has a book out, and a movie coming out in febuary. I look foward to dropping a single with him and Ke$ha.
DRUNK TEACHERS
One of my teachers, we will call her "mel g", has gotten a little "drunk" lately (allegedly) and went on a rampage targeted towards me.
the reason i think she is a drunk, is i saw her at brookshires, with 2 bottles of wine. lives alone and is divorced, and has i can see crazy in her eye.....hmmmmmm
Mel g gave her class a paper that was called "RANDOM FACTS"(yeah she tries hard) One of the questions was like "hopes and dreams for this school". you were supposed to put five but i could only think of two. i put down Good grades and new friends. she didnt like this and was all up i n my face yelling "FINISH IT" I said I dont know what to put though" "QUIT WHINING BABY!"
whoa... did she just insult me? all of these things just popped in to my head. things like "yea OK boozer. you smell like mel gibson."
i jst said " but i need help." ( i played victim) "OK THENI GUESS YOULL SIGHN THE BOOK! (the book is a nazi way of torchering us that when we sighn it we can like be sent to hell for the day.) i said "no please i just need help!" "OK THEN D SLIP!" was she serious? "what?" "IF YOU HAVE NO HOPES AND DREAMS, THEN YOUR LIFE WILL BE MISERABLE! TO THE OFFICE" who is she to do that! i had nothing to lose so i yelled "I DONT HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS FOR THIS SCHOOL, BECAUSE WHEN YOU NEED HELP, YOU GET SENT TO THE OFFICE!!!!" then i walked to the office.
that was where i gave our little nugget principle, a oscar worthy cry, and he ended up being angry at mel g.
mark - 1
boozer- 0
ive realized ive lost touch with my roots. i mean my first blog posts were really good. lately ive hit rock bottom. have u counted all the F bombs? I am SO SORRY. I've realized a really GOOD F bomb comes when you hardly ever use it. when you use it ALL the time, it loses shock value and isnt as special. I recently went to rehab and im BACK. IM YOUNG, SINGLE, AND READY TO MINGLE! So for the next paragraph im going to go back and do the kind of humor I used to do. clean.
LUDACRIS
If you are a hard-core "mark-addict" then you know how much i dislike him. I recently realized he is in the song "yeah" by Usher. HOLY GOD. he has NO talent whatsoever. he sound like a constipated Gorilla. Behind Usher's smooth nice voice, you will hear "YEARHA YEARHA YEARHA! IM IN ANUSHA SONG BABY! BY THE WAY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND HATES STARBUCKS!" its funny how he tries so hard and fails epically.
I still can not get over how completely horrible he is in that Justin Bieber song "BABY!" Luckily J beebz, for what i know, has listened and stopped any and all contact with him. and look at what has happend. a VMA, he has a book out, and a movie coming out in febuary. I look foward to dropping a single with him and Ke$ha.
DRUNK TEACHERS
One of my teachers, we will call her "mel g", has gotten a little "drunk" lately (allegedly) and went on a rampage targeted towards me.
the reason i think she is a drunk, is i saw her at brookshires, with 2 bottles of wine. lives alone and is divorced, and has i can see crazy in her eye.....hmmmmmm
Mel g gave her class a paper that was called "RANDOM FACTS"(yeah she tries hard) One of the questions was like "hopes and dreams for this school". you were supposed to put five but i could only think of two. i put down Good grades and new friends. she didnt like this and was all up i n my face yelling "FINISH IT" I said I dont know what to put though" "QUIT WHINING BABY!"
whoa... did she just insult me? all of these things just popped in to my head. things like "yea OK boozer. you smell like mel gibson."
i jst said " but i need help." ( i played victim) "OK THENI GUESS YOULL SIGHN THE BOOK! (the book is a nazi way of torchering us that when we sighn it we can like be sent to hell for the day.) i said "no please i just need help!" "OK THEN D SLIP!" was she serious? "what?" "IF YOU HAVE NO HOPES AND DREAMS, THEN YOUR LIFE WILL BE MISERABLE! TO THE OFFICE" who is she to do that! i had nothing to lose so i yelled "I DONT HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS FOR THIS SCHOOL, BECAUSE WHEN YOU NEED HELP, YOU GET SENT TO THE OFFICE!!!!" then i walked to the office.
that was where i gave our little nugget principle, a oscar worthy cry, and he ended up being angry at mel g.
mark - 1
boozer- 0
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Dear Trash Bags
Screw you, i totally hate you. Do you think your cute, when you trick me into thinking your tight on the trash bag carrier. Then just to fall into the carrier when I throw my trash in you. I know life can't be good for you. I know that you only live for about 8 hours and then you get eaten by a buried in the middle of no where, but you might as well do what your supposed too. It is NOT that hard to do your job. If you don't I am going to wipe my butt with your toothbrush and watchn you use it.
k thanks.
Love, Mark Goodnight
k thanks.
Love, Mark Goodnight
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
high expectations
I raised my expectations today.
Every now and then I get these crazy ideas that I am going to get friggin' ripped. Like jesus ripped. You see I have have rolls. No not Hawaiian sweet rolls. big fat gross nasty jellybelly rolls. I know what you are thinking. Gross. Me too. Im dry heaving.
I get ideas that I am going to healthy, eating red bull and nutri-grain bars for breakfast and running 10 miles at 4 in the morning. Week later, Still fat.
Today I ran untill I was about to have a stroke.
So here I am jogging tuned in to my own little world of Ke$ha lip syncing having the time of my life, when exaution hit me like a brick wall. so I went inside expecting everyone inside to see me sweating and my face burning red and say "you must've worked so hard!" NOPE.
I go to take a shower and I play with my hair for a minute thinking "HAHA i look like a boy KE$HA!" i take my shirt off, expecting JESUS ABS, annnnd BAM I have a beer gut and shadows under my nipples. F my life.
long story short, dont raise your expectations.
Every now and then I get these crazy ideas that I am going to get friggin' ripped. Like jesus ripped. You see I have have rolls. No not Hawaiian sweet rolls. big fat gross nasty jellybelly rolls. I know what you are thinking. Gross. Me too. Im dry heaving.
I get ideas that I am going to healthy, eating red bull and nutri-grain bars for breakfast and running 10 miles at 4 in the morning. Week later, Still fat.
Today I ran untill I was about to have a stroke.
So here I am jogging tuned in to my own little world of Ke$ha lip syncing having the time of my life, when exaution hit me like a brick wall. so I went inside expecting everyone inside to see me sweating and my face burning red and say "you must've worked so hard!" NOPE.
I go to take a shower and I play with my hair for a minute thinking "HAHA i look like a boy KE$HA!" i take my shirt off, expecting JESUS ABS, annnnd BAM I have a beer gut and shadows under my nipples. F my life.
long story short, dont raise your expectations.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
pappa papparazzi
yesturday in science i learned that honey was the only food that doesnt go bad is honey. then i said "what about twinkies" and everybody laughed.
i think its sad when papparazzi make up stories about people. if i was lindsey lohan, id kick the TMZ guy's butt. but seriously i think its sad when celebs get a rep because of a lie. im one to talk, but i dont talk crap. i speak my mind. i dont lie. i mean i have an audition for tv shows in orlando in december, and i could get famous like lindsey. one minute i could be happy go lucky teen and the next i could be in a club drinking and partying, with things coming out of different orphaces. its sad really. why do only bad stories go out into the tabloids? thats the problem today. no one likes to hear anything positive! its horrible. im jst really sad about it. i thought i should just comment on that.
i did alot today. i mopped. i vaccumed. i cleaned my room. i took out the trash. i cleaned the trashcan. i also put dwn carpet! i feel really occomplished. i feel good but im about to pass out.
i think its sad when papparazzi make up stories about people. if i was lindsey lohan, id kick the TMZ guy's butt. but seriously i think its sad when celebs get a rep because of a lie. im one to talk, but i dont talk crap. i speak my mind. i dont lie. i mean i have an audition for tv shows in orlando in december, and i could get famous like lindsey. one minute i could be happy go lucky teen and the next i could be in a club drinking and partying, with things coming out of different orphaces. its sad really. why do only bad stories go out into the tabloids? thats the problem today. no one likes to hear anything positive! its horrible. im jst really sad about it. i thought i should just comment on that.
i did alot today. i mopped. i vaccumed. i cleaned my room. i took out the trash. i cleaned the trashcan. i also put dwn carpet! i feel really occomplished. i feel good but im about to pass out.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
ooooooooooooooooooooooh..... yep nowwww i get it
i just realized why everybody is all offenced bt that song "if you seek amy" by britney spears. say "ifuseekamy" really really fast....dont got it....AGAIN.....again....again......again......again.....get it? I KNOW RYATE! i just realized! the song goes "ALLA THE BOYYS AND ALLA THE GIRLS ARE BEGGING TO IF YOU SEEK AMY!" but it sounds like "ALLA THE BOYYS AND ALLA THE GIRLS ARE BEGGING TO F.U.C.K. ME!" HOLY GOD!!!!! just thought i should tellyall thats my new favorite song.
the adventures of writing
blogging is super hard and lame. i basically have to wait for something rediculous to happen at school or a celebrity i hate to do something retarded or my fav celebrity to do something amazing. and only now and then i get a post that is actually amazing. and that is hard considering i have daily outbursts of A.D.H.D. mixed in with a splash of O.C.D. its getting parettay bad. even as i.........oooo shiney metal..............anyway even as i write this i question whether or not this should actually posted.
ANYWAY this is what i go through as a blogger when blogging and...stuff.
1. hmm thats hilarious! im gonna blog about that!
2. OK! im home from school so now im gonna blog about it!
3. *as im writing* HAHA this is gonna be my best post ever!
4. ooooo a fly
5. i wanna watch youtube
6. ooooo chris crocker you are a card!
7. oops im supposed to be blogging!
8. ok im done now i will read for mistakes
9. hmmmm its not as funny as id hoped....ill just write you had to be there!
10. wait if you have to say you had to be there after a story, you failed epically!
11.TRASHHHHHHHHHHHH!
12. whatever ill just rip on bitchtits and her manboobs
SEE!
im still looking for donations to the applecross. only you can help me get my macbook pro! i can almost see it. ive been haveing dreams about it. its in my hands and when im about to open it....it fades into the darkness. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!
ANYWAY this is what i go through as a blogger when blogging and...stuff.
1. hmm thats hilarious! im gonna blog about that!
2. OK! im home from school so now im gonna blog about it!
3. *as im writing* HAHA this is gonna be my best post ever!
4. ooooo a fly
5. i wanna watch youtube
6. ooooo chris crocker you are a card!
7. oops im supposed to be blogging!
8. ok im done now i will read for mistakes
9. hmmmm its not as funny as id hoped....ill just write you had to be there!
10. wait if you have to say you had to be there after a story, you failed epically!
11.TRASHHHHHHHHHHHH!
12. whatever ill just rip on bitchtits and her manboobs
SEE!
im still looking for donations to the applecross. only you can help me get my macbook pro! i can almost see it. ive been haveing dreams about it. its in my hands and when im about to open it....it fades into the darkness. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
I CANT JUST MAKE SHADOOBEE MAGICALLY APPEAR!
during 1st period art today, i had to take a giant, shadoobee. like a big one. like a "OMYGOD IM ABOUT TO SHIT MY PANTS IF I DPNT GET TO A TOILET NOW." well i said to the teacher," can i go to the restroom please?" well he was all like "NO" an i was like "dude its an emergency" "no!" he said. "PLEASE!" "NO" fuck it. here is what i wanted to say "fuck U! i have to take a shit!!! i walked out and took agiant dump in the toilet for 10 minits. i came back and he took me out into the hallway and he said "why did you not go before class?" "i didnt have to go. i cant magically make poop appear. im sorry" "GO TO THE OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "k? what do u want me to tell them?" "JUST GO" "ok"
i went and the VICE PRINCIBLE said i shouldnt have been sent down there but he still gave me lunch detention......................FML
Rihanna is a stupid face. the singer. yea i said it. she said on a radio show her music is more original then katy perry, KE$HA AND................................LADY GAGA. rihanna, YOU ARE A BITCH. your newest single sounds like a screaming bitchy 100 year old homophobic nun. so stupid. "IMA THA ONLA GRLA NA WARRRRRL." thats yur song? yur stupid SKEREWA YOUA! ok yea ik you couldve written california gurls, but you didn't. and i couldve written tick tock, and your love is my drug and take it off based on my own experiances, but i didnt. BUT LADY GAGA IS COMPLETELY OFF-FRIGGIN-LIMITS! lady gaga is THE most original artist in the world right now. i am in LOVE with her. katy perry's thing was forgivable. but this............i cant even look at you. if i ever see you talking bad about 3 of my favorite people again....i will buy you a kitty cat, let you begin to love it, then i will break into your house in the middle of the night when your sleeping, and punch you in the face.
i went and the VICE PRINCIBLE said i shouldnt have been sent down there but he still gave me lunch detention......................FML
Rihanna is a stupid face. the singer. yea i said it. she said on a radio show her music is more original then katy perry, KE$HA AND................................LADY GAGA. rihanna, YOU ARE A BITCH. your newest single sounds like a screaming bitchy 100 year old homophobic nun. so stupid. "IMA THA ONLA GRLA NA WARRRRRL." thats yur song? yur stupid SKEREWA YOUA! ok yea ik you couldve written california gurls, but you didn't. and i couldve written tick tock, and your love is my drug and take it off based on my own experiances, but i didnt. BUT LADY GAGA IS COMPLETELY OFF-FRIGGIN-LIMITS! lady gaga is THE most original artist in the world right now. i am in LOVE with her. katy perry's thing was forgivable. but this............i cant even look at you. if i ever see you talking bad about 3 of my favorite people again....i will buy you a kitty cat, let you begin to love it, then i will break into your house in the middle of the night when your sleeping, and punch you in the face.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
the macbook pro
THE MACBOOK PRO *choir of angels singing in background" iwannat. its an apple laptop and i must have it. i have started saving the $1199 but i need help. that is why i am starting the "mac book pro for underprivlaged children named mark burrows goodnight" only YOU can help me get my dream laptop....it comes with free skpe and i chat..........iwannat
also it will help me draw cartoons,,funny ones! for the blog! DONATE NOW! :)
also it will help me draw cartoons,,funny ones! for the blog! DONATE NOW! :)
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
what.the.hell.
oh.em.gee. today at school my science partner,bitchtits was talking to her friend ,fattits, she said that she lost her virginity last summer............like 5times. i couldnt contain myself "you do know dry humping doesnt count as sex" i said i hate this girl and was hoping for something like this to happen. "shuttup mark! it was full on naked intercourse." the thought of this pimpley fat black girl getting it on with some scrawny mexican dude made dry heave. "how old are are you?" said fattits."14" "cool i lost my virginity at 12" said fattits........what.a.slut. "hahahah yeaaaaa righhhhtt. as if anyone would want to tap yur ass." she ignored me. "and on halloween me and my boyfreind of 3 weeks are gonna........" she whispered something in f.t.'s ear. "WHOOOAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE REALLY YOUNG FOR THAT!" i imeadiatly knew that b.t. was planning on haveing a mexican african american baby with her bootycall partener. WHAT.THE.HELLS. i didnt know what to do with my self. i mean HOLY BIRTH CANAL! 3 weeks is where you kiss the other person on the cheek. not go all the way! unless you are heavely intoxicated and the girl is really cute and young and said she was infertile. "you should wait till your 15" said fattitties. i socleverly said "yea, then you can be on teen mom" seriously what in the world.didnt i have a whole rant on why having kids should be illegal? if i ever have kids ill only have 2 and name 1 RAZZLE and 1 DAZZLE!
yesturday we had a school assembly. the hallways were crowded. fattits and one of her freind wer kinda near me i hadnt even seen her until she said to her freind"ewwwwww! here get between me and that" she says the most hurtful things and stares directly at me. i was done. that was the straw THAT BROKE THE CAMELTOES BACK! "really bitch? i was not even talking to you. what is your problem bitch. i dont care how many detentions i get, i am done. youare not a nice person! its not like i was all up on your ass,which beleive me it hard to get around. im as done with you as i am a 5 dalla ho. you bitch.!" veins were popping out of my neck. the whole time she was flipping my off. my freind yelled "ALLRIGHT MARK!" about 10 seconds later fat tits decided she wants to play and came up wih this original one. "at least im not a faggot like you!" now i was pissed "REALLY BITCH? your gonna bring that into this you fat whore! seriously go eat a carrot.
that was my week!:):):):)
yesturday we had a school assembly. the hallways were crowded. fattits and one of her freind wer kinda near me i hadnt even seen her until she said to her freind"ewwwwww! here get between me and that" she says the most hurtful things and stares directly at me. i was done. that was the straw THAT BROKE THE CAMELTOES BACK! "really bitch? i was not even talking to you. what is your problem bitch. i dont care how many detentions i get, i am done. youare not a nice person! its not like i was all up on your ass,which beleive me it hard to get around. im as done with you as i am a 5 dalla ho. you bitch.!" veins were popping out of my neck. the whole time she was flipping my off. my freind yelled "ALLRIGHT MARK!" about 10 seconds later fat tits decided she wants to play and came up wih this original one. "at least im not a faggot like you!" now i was pissed "REALLY BITCH? your gonna bring that into this you fat whore! seriously go eat a carrot.
that was my week!:):):):)
Monday, September 13, 2010
the vma's
the vma's were sunday and they were amazing. you know the vma's? they are on mtv. they used to play music..... konyay is soooo stupid. well im pretty sure we all know what happened last year. a nice sweet little taytay swift trying to win a vma and out came kanye west and totally disrespected my gurl. "byonce rules yaehhhh henisee whatwhat. PIECE OUT...." so all year ive hated him. well turns out taylor was more hurt then i thought. she came outthey playedthe clip and she sang the most deep song that was kindaf a back handed insult..........heres a lil peice right here, "i gueeeesss 32 is still growing uuuuuupppp." i love her. buttt this wasnt over yet. count chocula over here performs a song that goes like this, "LETS HAVE A TOAST FOR THE DOUCHEBAGS, A TOAST FOR THE ASSHOOOLEEES, TOAST TO THE SKUNKBAGS AND A TOAST FOR THE JERKOFFFS." do i really even need to comment on this.
LADY GAGA IS MY IDOL. lady gaga was wareing a dress made out of raw meat and peta is getting all pissed of about it. SCREW PETA. i got to see CHER waring her TURN BACK TIME OUTFIT, give VIDEO OF THE YEAR to LADY GAGA who was waring an outfit made ENTIRLY MADE OF COW MEAT.i saw this and it was a religous experiance.
LADY GAGA IS MY IDOL. lady gaga was wareing a dress made out of raw meat and peta is getting all pissed of about it. SCREW PETA. i got to see CHER waring her TURN BACK TIME OUTFIT, give VIDEO OF THE YEAR to LADY GAGA who was waring an outfit made ENTIRLY MADE OF COW MEAT.i saw this and it was a religous experiance.
Friday, September 10, 2010
ABIGAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously abigail we havent talked to eachother since may! its september! if your reading this..............................................................WHAWHAWHAWHHAAASSSSUUUPP?????????? FUREALSIES! get with the times gurl! geta facebook. we can be freinds on facebook! we could be neighbors on farmville OR BE IN THE SAME GANG ON MOBSTERS. LETS HANG
SYDNEYYYYYYYY! WE NEED TO HANG OUT ALSO. werent we gonna make a lady gaga music video like 2 months ago? we need to hang out.
hey amanda! YUR A FAT LARD NAMED TREY! HAHAHAHA jk we should hang out too this is REDIK! we are catholic socialists and need to socialize as such if we are ever going to be taken seriously...........:)
im writing a book......its uncensered. its about st paul and how redicoulous it was. now i dont have the perfect memory and cant quite remember all of the conversations i had with freinds so i had to improvise alittle. but all the fights........... i can remember exacatacaly.
know i doubt anyone is going to read this be cause ive stopped blogging as much but thats because of the book! it will outsell like.....................................................the bible......or even twilight.
JERSEYLICOUS.
this show is stupid. i cannot believe people from NEW JERSEY are getting so much attention. the only person who is actually talented and came from jersey is chelsea handler ok. and a show about hair. hair salons shouldnt be legal in jersey. have you ever seen a girl say " OMG you guys there is this new salon that ive been dieing to goto!" "WHY!!!!" "ITS RUN NEW JERSEYIANS!!!!!!!!!!" "OMG LETS GOOOOO!" yea i jst dont get the obbsession with people with hair that looks like they have a brain tumer the size of a watermelon and i sure as hell dont know why people want to look like that. just think in 50 years when we show our grandkids our yearbooks there gonna say " y do you have a tumor on your head,whats with the lifting of your shirt and showing of your 12 pack, y do yur nails look like eward sissor hands, and why does it look like you roled around in nacho cheese doritos."
SYDNEYYYYYYYY! WE NEED TO HANG OUT ALSO. werent we gonna make a lady gaga music video like 2 months ago? we need to hang out.
hey amanda! YUR A FAT LARD NAMED TREY! HAHAHAHA jk we should hang out too this is REDIK! we are catholic socialists and need to socialize as such if we are ever going to be taken seriously...........:)
im writing a book......its uncensered. its about st paul and how redicoulous it was. now i dont have the perfect memory and cant quite remember all of the conversations i had with freinds so i had to improvise alittle. but all the fights........... i can remember exacatacaly.
know i doubt anyone is going to read this be cause ive stopped blogging as much but thats because of the book! it will outsell like.....................................................the bible......or even twilight.
JERSEYLICOUS.
this show is stupid. i cannot believe people from NEW JERSEY are getting so much attention. the only person who is actually talented and came from jersey is chelsea handler ok. and a show about hair. hair salons shouldnt be legal in jersey. have you ever seen a girl say " OMG you guys there is this new salon that ive been dieing to goto!" "WHY!!!!" "ITS RUN NEW JERSEYIANS!!!!!!!!!!" "OMG LETS GOOOOO!" yea i jst dont get the obbsession with people with hair that looks like they have a brain tumer the size of a watermelon and i sure as hell dont know why people want to look like that. just think in 50 years when we show our grandkids our yearbooks there gonna say " y do you have a tumor on your head,whats with the lifting of your shirt and showing of your 12 pack, y do yur nails look like eward sissor hands, and why does it look like you roled around in nacho cheese doritos."
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
immabe bebebe
immab a movie star immab a movie star hahahah. yes yours truely had an audition with a talent agency and pretty much friggin nailed it. after we got the call back we found out that im going to goto orlando florida to tryout again! if i get accepted..........ima b on tttv imabe on the next level! imabe bebebebebe! lets see ms brady are you going to be in a movie any time soon....no? huh. hayden are you gonna be on tv shows.......no? huh. jonah how bout you? no? huh. how peculiar...................
the new school year has started...unfortunately. every school has their douchebags and ive met this schools perfect guys for the job.
his name is dylan. he is like the devils son or worse hes like the tmz guy. he insists on making my school year horrible. he thinks im gay. yes i understand that sometimes i can come off a little faggy but thats just the way i am. i love gay people. i want them to be able to get married, and have little babies together. but this i really mean and pissing me off. a little teasing i could handle but this is insesant. i did nothing to this asshole and yet he still feels like bashing me. remember when "ROSS AND RACHELLL" (hayden and jonah) went to far. jonah got his head banged so hard on the wall pictures on theother side fell off.....and i didnt evn get in trouble. so if this little asshole is mean to me one more time i dont know what ill do.... mayb i can get kevin to beat him up for me. well now hes gotten his little mexican freind PACO to do it with him. paco is on the football team.....really....someone on the football team is calling me gay? so letme get this straight.....a guy, who is on a team where you dress up in tight spandex and chase aroung other muscely guys in spandex and then tackling them at ther butt section from behind.....is calling.......meeeee......gayyyy? oyea im the flaming homosexual in this situation. when i confronted paco and asked why them and the whole school thinks im gay here was his resp0onse "well 1 your voice is really high pitched. 2 you eat chicken sandwiches for lunch and 3 you ware flipflops"
the following paragraph may contain language unsuitable for young children under the age of 12. READER DESCRESSION IS ADVISED.
WHATTTTT????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME? OK SORRY IM NOT MUTHAFUCKIN GOD AND CANT CONTROL WHEN I GO THROUGH FUCKING PUBERTY. IM SO FUCKING SORRY I THAT I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW THAT YOUR DAMNED APETITE DECIDES WHETHER OR NOT YOUR GAY. AND LAST TIME I FUCKING CHECKED GUYS WORE FLIPFLOPS TOO! SO LICK MY ASSCHEEK YOU FUCKIN GODDAMNED MUTHAFUCKIN ASSHOLE SLEEPY LAZY TACOBENDING MEXICAN.
i am in noway racist towards mexicans. but im going to use whtever i can to hurt your feelings if cross me.
so yea they are real winners.
the new school year has started...unfortunately. every school has their douchebags and ive met this schools perfect guys for the job.
his name is dylan. he is like the devils son or worse hes like the tmz guy. he insists on making my school year horrible. he thinks im gay. yes i understand that sometimes i can come off a little faggy but thats just the way i am. i love gay people. i want them to be able to get married, and have little babies together. but this i really mean and pissing me off. a little teasing i could handle but this is insesant. i did nothing to this asshole and yet he still feels like bashing me. remember when "ROSS AND RACHELLL" (hayden and jonah) went to far. jonah got his head banged so hard on the wall pictures on theother side fell off.....and i didnt evn get in trouble. so if this little asshole is mean to me one more time i dont know what ill do.... mayb i can get kevin to beat him up for me. well now hes gotten his little mexican freind PACO to do it with him. paco is on the football team.....really....someone on the football team is calling me gay? so letme get this straight.....a guy, who is on a team where you dress up in tight spandex and chase aroung other muscely guys in spandex and then tackling them at ther butt section from behind.....is calling.......meeeee......gayyyy? oyea im the flaming homosexual in this situation. when i confronted paco and asked why them and the whole school thinks im gay here was his resp0onse "well 1 your voice is really high pitched. 2 you eat chicken sandwiches for lunch and 3 you ware flipflops"
the following paragraph may contain language unsuitable for young children under the age of 12. READER DESCRESSION IS ADVISED.
WHATTTTT????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME? OK SORRY IM NOT MUTHAFUCKIN GOD AND CANT CONTROL WHEN I GO THROUGH FUCKING PUBERTY. IM SO FUCKING SORRY I THAT I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW THAT YOUR DAMNED APETITE DECIDES WHETHER OR NOT YOUR GAY. AND LAST TIME I FUCKING CHECKED GUYS WORE FLIPFLOPS TOO! SO LICK MY ASSCHEEK YOU FUCKIN GODDAMNED MUTHAFUCKIN ASSHOLE SLEEPY LAZY TACOBENDING MEXICAN.
i am in noway racist towards mexicans. but im going to use whtever i can to hurt your feelings if cross me.
so yea they are real winners.
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