sry my last update was soooo longggg!!!!!! i had alot to say! hahahah that wont ever happen again!! (mayb) haah yea that last one looked like i was at a hardcore crack party or something! hahaah:)
so i have alittle more to say about katy perry. well she was on the mmva's (the much music video awards) jst now and katy decided to perfom CALIFORNIA GURLS! dont get me wrong i like her its jst that well its fun to make fun of her! hahahh well she went up on the stage fricken shootin the beave
her: *pyew pyew pyew pyew pyew*
me: OW OW! katy! OW that stings!
hahahah so yea ikew where this was going! of course she was upthere like humping some cotton candy and some gingerbread!...she had huge lollipops on her BEEWWBBSS! she then goes on to rip them off and there was this like pink frosting covering her "u know whats"! she then proceeds to lick them *SH#TS PANTS LAUGHING* HAHAHAHAH!!! REALLY? HAHA that was sooo funny! i paused it right then and there because i laughed so hard i puked up my tuna sammich! then i went to the computer to tell yall! jst thought u should know how ridik katy perry is!
lez c what else do i want to write about.....writings hard .....*sighs*.........................................*pulls face off then bangs head on wall*....................................yeaaa...
at my new house n azle we have a slot machine! so yea i spent the whole time ther today on that thing! so yea when i turn 21 i might b a gambling addict! when me and my freinds r of age we r going to party harder then ke$ha!!!! thats really hard. imeen have u seen her music video??! she wakes up n a bath tub with like vomit all up n her hair! and she feels like p diddy!well anywayy we may not even wait to b legal mayb even when we r like 18. haaha u should c our txt messages if a therapist saw them they would force us to go to a.a meetings...me and kevin have decided that at some point n our lives we want to b n the same predicament as the people on the hangover! mike tyson punches me n the face....kevin unknowingly marrys a hooker...we find a baby n the closet that doesnt blong to us and were thinking "what the hell hapend last night?"i puke n side a closet and is like "IM NEVER DRINKING AGAINNNN......WELL NOT REALLY BUT U KNOW WHAT IMEEN.....ER UHH WELL WE BOTH KNOW MY LIFESTYLE ISNT REALLY GONNA CHANGE!" :) u know all that good stuff!!
hahah one time i texted kevin and umm here is that conversation
me: watupmy brother??
kevin: im at a partyyyy!!
me: im at fricken blockbuster luckyu! be sure to get drunk for me haha jk damn thats tru freindship!
kevin: hah iwill!!
damn that really is true freindship! sry kevin for telling people 1 of our txt conversations hahahah he doesnt care!
so yea basically this update is about ruining our lifes with the power of alohol........................that sounds really fun!!!!! hahah
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