soooo me and my sister whitney went to smoothy king, or as i like to call it the sj palace. i went in to get her smoothy and the girl who worked there sounded like napolean dynomite and i think the girl tried to sell me drugs....
Girl: *sighs* whats yur order?
Me: one angel food please.
Girl: *sighs* what sizzzzzzze
Me: small please.
Girl: *sighs* do u want an enhancer in that?
Me: what?
Girl: *siggggghhhhsss* an enhancer...
Me: Uuuuummmmmmm....im sry...WHAT?
Girl: *SIGHS!!!* AN ENHANCER!! it helps give u energy, keeps u skinny and helps u get out of bed!
i thought "did she jst offer me meth?"... i decided to stay above the influence and sayed no. i think ill stick with belvadere and carona..........and wait help me get out of bed? its 2:00 pm!! even if it was 7 am i would have to already b out of bed to b there! people r idiots. not me or the people reading this jst the others.
u know katty perry right? u know "i kissed a girl and i liked it!!!" yea her. she was like facetweeting or whatever about how she didnt like lady gagas music video for alejandro. she said "using blasphomy n a music video is as cheap as a comedian using a fart joke" DONT F*CK WITH GAGA! i love lady gaga! if lady gaga showed up at my door id kiss her on the mouth for like 20 seconds with tounge haahah jst kidding but still! katy had whip creame coming out of her tits n a music video..........really... and shes calling lady gaga cheap!!!!?!?! katys music video had nothing to do with california gurls. she was walking through candyland humping candy canes..... enough said. hey katy....*FART*
Did u know jay-z's last name is really Z? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER VILLAIN! imeen that in a good way! so if beyonce wasnt famous her name would b "beyonce Z" THAT WOULD B AWKWARD "hi my name is sherry stien." "o high! my name is beyonce z" that sounds weird. back to jay z...ifeel like he is gonna shoot me someday!he looks pissed all the time. like could u imagine him being constipated..ill give u some time......................................see nothing he cant always have that face! but he does....... im seriously scared hes gonna shoot me someday!!!
i hate public restrooms. everything is WETTTT. I dont meen damp i meen soaking there are like puddles everyware! to get to the stall is like crossing the frickin amazon! the ceiling is dripping the sinks r cloged and the counter are wet EVERYTHING IS WET! and it always smells...xcuse me wile i puke for a moment.... especially at school! im so self conciuos i wont take a dump n there if thers any1 else n the restroom. and these toiletseats *bangs head on wall* are people that high on crack that they cant keep still on the crapper!? and once uv delt with that there is never a lock on the door! is there a serial lock stealing spree in tx or somthin! and if im craping and some one walks n i put m legs up so they wont c me. one time some perv looked over the stall! OVER! really?? and then i have to sit and read this irrogant buull crap on the stall wall like "DAMNJEWS" and "STUPID BLACKS" and "WHITEBITCHDEVILS" and its not written with a sharpie its carved! o also some times ull c this "KAREN <3 DRAKE" yea i didnt need to now that but thanks anyway!
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