immab a movie star immab a movie star hahahah. yes yours truely had an audition with a talent agency and pretty much friggin nailed it. after we got the call back we found out that im going to goto orlando florida to tryout again! if i get accepted..........ima b on tttv imabe on the next level! imabe bebebebebe! lets see ms brady are you going to be in a movie any time soon....no? huh. hayden are you gonna be on tv shows.......no? huh. jonah how bout you? no? huh. how peculiar...................
the new school year has started...unfortunately. every school has their douchebags and ive met this schools perfect guys for the job.
his name is dylan. he is like the devils son or worse hes like the tmz guy. he insists on making my school year horrible. he thinks im gay. yes i understand that sometimes i can come off a little faggy but thats just the way i am. i love gay people. i want them to be able to get married, and have little babies together. but this i really mean and pissing me off. a little teasing i could handle but this is insesant. i did nothing to this asshole and yet he still feels like bashing me. remember when "ROSS AND RACHELLL" (hayden and jonah) went to far. jonah got his head banged so hard on the wall pictures on theother side fell off.....and i didnt evn get in trouble. so if this little asshole is mean to me one more time i dont know what ill do.... mayb i can get kevin to beat him up for me. well now hes gotten his little mexican freind PACO to do it with him. paco is on the football team.....really....someone on the football team is calling me gay? so letme get this straight.....a guy, who is on a team where you dress up in tight spandex and chase aroung other muscely guys in spandex and then tackling them at ther butt section from behind.....is calling.......meeeee......gayyyy? oyea im the flaming homosexual in this situation. when i confronted paco and asked why them and the whole school thinks im gay here was his resp0onse "well 1 your voice is really high pitched. 2 you eat chicken sandwiches for lunch and 3 you ware flipflops"
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WHATTTTT????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME? OK SORRY IM NOT MUTHAFUCKIN GOD AND CANT CONTROL WHEN I GO THROUGH FUCKING PUBERTY. IM SO FUCKING SORRY I THAT I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW THAT YOUR DAMNED APETITE DECIDES WHETHER OR NOT YOUR GAY. AND LAST TIME I FUCKING CHECKED GUYS WORE FLIPFLOPS TOO! SO LICK MY ASSCHEEK YOU FUCKIN GODDAMNED MUTHAFUCKIN ASSHOLE SLEEPY LAZY TACOBENDING MEXICAN.
i am in noway racist towards mexicans. but im going to use whtever i can to hurt your feelings if cross me.
so yea they are real winners.
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