according to the EXCTINCT mayan civilization we are all gonna die in 865 days. so i have created a bucket list. if you are a retard and dont know what that is it is a list of things you wanna do before you die. so please enjoy.
1.go see cirque du soleil while on shrooms
2.be part of a heist
3.be on big brother
4.rekill a zombie
5.kick ms.brady in the testicals
6.punch ross and rachelll in their boobs
7.meet lady gaga
8.see a lady gaga concert
9.kiss a hot girl
10.watch eminem be arrested for tying rihanna to her bed and settin her house onfire
11.convert sydney speer and kevin constein into the church of team edward
12.have a singing career similer to ke$ha's
13.go on the show whale wars and actually kick some japanease whaler ass.
14.have a taylor friggin lautner body.
15.party in vegas
16.join a gang
17.get out of that gang
18.go to second with miley cyrus
19.be as famous as justin beiber
20. become a drug addict.
21.spiral out of control.
22.be on a episode of intervintion.
23.be featured on celebrity rehab.
24.be featured on celebrity sober house.
25.get my act together
26.make an album that totoally expresses my hatred towards the papparazzi.
27.have a comeback concert on goodmorning america.
28.have a comeback concert tour.
29.be in a documentry about my fame
30.be in a actual movie
31.retire
32.skydive
33.watch the movie "the bucketlist"
34.steal a sportsgar
35.knock someone out buy squeesing their pressure point
36.cuss ms brady out
37.throw up on ms brady
38.be abducted by aliens that are awesome and nice to me and all the people who like me.
39.hack a maineframe
40.come out of retirement and write and record a 1# song with sydney spear
41.form a band with me sydney and kevin thats like a cross between big time rush,paramore,30h3,coldplay,and the black eyed peas.
42.be the unwed father of a baby on teen mom
43.find out its not my kid and dump that HO
44.see breaking dawn part 2
45.punch snookie
46.get cancer
47.take the cure for cancer
48.join the swat team
49.go back in time and meet the mayans.
50.meet the guy who said we were gonna die in 2012. turns out he was jokeing!
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