according to the EXCTINCT mayan civilization we are all gonna die in 865 days. so i have created a bucket list. if you are a retard and dont know what that is it is a list of things you wanna do before you die. so please enjoy.
1.go see cirque du soleil while on shrooms
2.be part of a heist
3.be on big brother
4.rekill a zombie
5.kick ms.brady in the testicals
6.punch ross and rachelll in their boobs
7.meet lady gaga
8.see a lady gaga concert
9.kiss a hot girl
10.watch eminem be arrested for tying rihanna to her bed and settin her house onfire
11.convert sydney speer and kevin constein into the church of team edward
12.have a singing career similer to ke$ha's
13.go on the show whale wars and actually kick some japanease whaler ass.
14.have a taylor friggin lautner body.
15.party in vegas
16.join a gang
17.get out of that gang
18.go to second with miley cyrus
19.be as famous as justin beiber
20. become a drug addict.
21.spiral out of control.
22.be on a episode of intervintion.
23.be featured on celebrity rehab.
24.be featured on celebrity sober house.
25.get my act together
26.make an album that totoally expresses my hatred towards the papparazzi.
27.have a comeback concert on goodmorning america.
28.have a comeback concert tour.
29.be in a documentry about my fame
30.be in a actual movie
31.retire
32.skydive
33.watch the movie "the bucketlist"
34.steal a sportsgar
35.knock someone out buy squeesing their pressure point
36.cuss ms brady out
37.throw up on ms brady
38.be abducted by aliens that are awesome and nice to me and all the people who like me.
39.hack a maineframe
40.come out of retirement and write and record a 1# song with sydney spear
41.form a band with me sydney and kevin thats like a cross between big time rush,paramore,30h3,coldplay,and the black eyed peas.
42.be the unwed father of a baby on teen mom
43.find out its not my kid and dump that HO
44.see breaking dawn part 2
45.punch snookie
46.get cancer
47.take the cure for cancer
48.join the swat team
49.go back in time and meet the mayans.
50.meet the guy who said we were gonna die in 2012. turns out he was jokeing!
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
DEEPEST SHOW EVER FRICKEN MADE!
if you watch MTV you have probably seen a comercial for the show "if you really knew me".................DEEPEST SHOW EVER FUCKING MADE! holllllyyyy jesus! have you ever seen breakfest club? this is like that on drugs. except its a reality show. every time i watch it i start to tear up. they goto all these diferent highschools in america and like split up their clicks and tell them the people in their little groups ALL their problems. and apparantly evey kid in america is a crack baby. but its realy heart touching you should watch it but its vvveerrry deep so bring tissues.in other words...donot isaid DONOT WATCH IT WITH FREINDS OR FAMILY! if u watch it, watch it alone.
ive whatched big brother for years and this season is a really good one. but there is this girl who is pretty hot but she is the most annoying person ever. at first i really liked her cuz you know she has her lips and her boobies but her hair is awful and every time i hear her laugh i want to die. she is so annoying. and she is in a showmance with this guy brendon.....how has he not killed himself or her yet seriously how can he be in love with her ? gross.....
ummmm im watching spongebob riht now and apparantly he is in the kkk or something. whatever it is im getting really O-ffended.
me and my mom went grocery shopping today and got a fam-lay sized bag of doritos that i think im gonna go sink my teeth into
ive whatched big brother for years and this season is a really good one. but there is this girl who is pretty hot but she is the most annoying person ever. at first i really liked her cuz you know she has her lips and her boobies but her hair is awful and every time i hear her laugh i want to die. she is so annoying. and she is in a showmance with this guy brendon.....how has he not killed himself or her yet seriously how can he be in love with her ? gross.....
ummmm im watching spongebob riht now and apparantly he is in the kkk or something. whatever it is im getting really O-ffended.
me and my mom went grocery shopping today and got a fam-lay sized bag of doritos that i think im gonna go sink my teeth into
Saturday, July 10, 2010
LILO CAUGHT BY DA PO PO!
Lindsey Lohan got sent to prison for driving in 2 a bush when she was a little buzzed. thatsrediculous. 90 days in rehab AND in prison! the rehab will help her but the prison no no no. but she did something that was EPIC!! she wrote on her middle finger "fuck u" HAHAHAHAH thats totally something i would do! she made a oscar worthy cry during her speech that made me feel bad. but with good behavior she'll b out n like a month! cant wait for her next actuall good movie! HA
i saw a few minits of ALIEN V. PREDATOR REQUIEM and i like dry heaved for the fiveminits that i watched it. i decided to change the channel when an alien puked its eggs n2 the throat of some preggers lady that was giving birth. o ya it like ate a baby or two. by the way im pretty sure predators are aliens too.....i mean ive never seen one driving a ford into a friggin wendy's drive thru. and theres gonna b another predator movie coming out in like a week. HOW MANY FRIGGIN' PREDATOR MOVIES R THEY GONNA MAKE? i saw one where the predators wer good guys and they helped these human people from the aliens or whatevr. but now they r sending serial killers to predator palace world to rape and kill them! WHAT? didnt they save yur ass like 4 years ago? o yea how the hell r 6 crazy people gonna kill a whole planet of like the scariest things evA! u know what would b the greatest movie ever.......the U.S. government sends freddie, jason, michael myers, chucky, and the SAW guy to that planet and they'd kill the sh*t out of that planet. yea uuhhh please comment and give me james cameron's number please? im gonna be a billionare
song of the day:BILLIONAIRE BY TRAVY MCCOY (FEAT. BRUNO MARS)
i saw a few minits of ALIEN V. PREDATOR REQUIEM and i like dry heaved for the fiveminits that i watched it. i decided to change the channel when an alien puked its eggs n2 the throat of some preggers lady that was giving birth. o ya it like ate a baby or two. by the way im pretty sure predators are aliens too.....i mean ive never seen one driving a ford into a friggin wendy's drive thru. and theres gonna b another predator movie coming out in like a week. HOW MANY FRIGGIN' PREDATOR MOVIES R THEY GONNA MAKE? i saw one where the predators wer good guys and they helped these human people from the aliens or whatevr. but now they r sending serial killers to predator palace world to rape and kill them! WHAT? didnt they save yur ass like 4 years ago? o yea how the hell r 6 crazy people gonna kill a whole planet of like the scariest things evA! u know what would b the greatest movie ever.......the U.S. government sends freddie, jason, michael myers, chucky, and the SAW guy to that planet and they'd kill the sh*t out of that planet. yea uuhhh please comment and give me james cameron's number please? im gonna be a billionare
song of the day:BILLIONAIRE BY TRAVY MCCOY (FEAT. BRUNO MARS)
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
im team EDWARD! deal with it.
ECLIPSE...
me and ashley went to see Eclipse today and it is like 50 times better then FRIGGEN AVATAR! it deserves like 4 acadamy awards. im on team edward but i have a feeling more people are team jacob. jacob kissed bella and everyone behind us was like "YAAAAAYY! WOOHOO! JACOB!" i heard that and turned around and was thinking "SHUDDUP BUTT OLE!" that little experiance aside....IT WAS AWESOME! dont get me rong id kill someone to look like taylor laughtner *spelling???* but still GO FRIGGIN TEAM EDWARD!
im like "i wanna b a vampire" not like count dracula obviously! but like edward cullen twilight vampire! come on think about it. like to read peoples minds would b awesome. if u threw a party u culd b like "do they really like my party??" and ud now! or c the future. "and the answers to the test r A B A A B D C AND D" id have straight a's. or controll what everybody's mood is! "oooo crap my mom's pissed at me. whatevs i can get her to b nice and forgiving to me. even get her to buy me those lady gaga tickets i want." but the probably the best one would b inflicting pain. "oooo ross and rachell u think im fat dumb and gay o well then! cant do anything 'bout that!!" *THEY FALL TO THE GROUND SCREAMING* "OMG!!??? r u like having an emotionall brakedown or seizure....... what-EVAH suxxzz to b u!"........JK! hahah im evil buuut not that evil (MAYBE) :) o yea cant forget! b extremely attractive like alll the frrriiggging timee. it would b insane. everyone would WANT ME. and if i was ever in the sun id have like diamonds all over me! aren't diamonds a girls best friend? yea i want to b a vampire.
but GOD god the guys muscles in that movie make me want to shoot someone! who needs muscles on their shoulders? taylor laugtner, lautner ,lotner or whatever it is says he ate beef patties all day to look like that.......really "jake"..........if thats what u did id have mucsles 3 times the size of yur FACEEEE! that effin amdominal section hes got going on there does not say he ate cheeseburgers all day. whoever his trainer is...i need that stinking trainer. ive got a depressing gut going on so yea i need to do somthing bout that. god i wish i was robert pattinson.
song of the day! DECODE BY PARAMORE OR HOWEVER U SPELL IT
me and ashley went to see Eclipse today and it is like 50 times better then FRIGGEN AVATAR! it deserves like 4 acadamy awards. im on team edward but i have a feeling more people are team jacob. jacob kissed bella and everyone behind us was like "YAAAAAYY! WOOHOO! JACOB!" i heard that and turned around and was thinking "SHUDDUP BUTT OLE!" that little experiance aside....IT WAS AWESOME! dont get me rong id kill someone to look like taylor laughtner *spelling???* but still GO FRIGGIN TEAM EDWARD!
im like "i wanna b a vampire" not like count dracula obviously! but like edward cullen twilight vampire! come on think about it. like to read peoples minds would b awesome. if u threw a party u culd b like "do they really like my party??" and ud now! or c the future. "and the answers to the test r A B A A B D C AND D" id have straight a's. or controll what everybody's mood is! "oooo crap my mom's pissed at me. whatevs i can get her to b nice and forgiving to me. even get her to buy me those lady gaga tickets i want." but the probably the best one would b inflicting pain. "oooo ross and rachell u think im fat dumb and gay o well then! cant do anything 'bout that!!" *THEY FALL TO THE GROUND SCREAMING* "OMG!!??? r u like having an emotionall brakedown or seizure....... what-EVAH suxxzz to b u!"........JK! hahah im evil buuut not that evil (MAYBE) :) o yea cant forget! b extremely attractive like alll the frrriiggging timee. it would b insane. everyone would WANT ME. and if i was ever in the sun id have like diamonds all over me! aren't diamonds a girls best friend? yea i want to b a vampire.
but GOD god the guys muscles in that movie make me want to shoot someone! who needs muscles on their shoulders? taylor laugtner, lautner ,lotner or whatever it is says he ate beef patties all day to look like that.......really "jake"..........if thats what u did id have mucsles 3 times the size of yur FACEEEE! that effin amdominal section hes got going on there does not say he ate cheeseburgers all day. whoever his trainer is...i need that stinking trainer. ive got a depressing gut going on so yea i need to do somthing bout that. god i wish i was robert pattinson.
song of the day! DECODE BY PARAMORE OR HOWEVER U SPELL IT
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
UNI-FOM NO MO
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! i looked it up on the azle isd website and at the dress code section! no mo uni-fom! i can even wear flippy floppies!!!! BUT there r a few unfortunate restrictions:
1.i cant wear my speghetti straps!
2.i cant wear my c throught tshirts!
3.i cant show off my big fat torso!!
4.i have to take ALL my piercings out!
5.i cant wear my ring that has a secret compartment for poison!
6.i cant wear my "make weed legal" tshirt!
7.i have to shave my beard!
8.i cant wear my rollerblades!
9.i have to laser remove that TATTOO of lady gaga off my face!
10.and TO TOP ALL THAT OFF i have to change my hair color from lime green with hot pink highlites back to some stupid naturall hair color!
i guess ill just have to grin and bear it!
2 more days and ill b done with braces....i wish. but ill b half way done with them and my teeth i haveto admit look better. imeen id hope soo! im hopeing ill have them off before highschool!
me and whit whit went to c marmaduke today. it was no toy story 3 but it was pretty funny! but everynowand then it was on the line between funny and RATARDED.
after we had sat down and got comfy my sista decided she wanted a giant pretzle. i sayd "o sry i didnt know u wanted to be morbidly obeese by the time tha movie's over" it was a joke of course! u dont ever make fun of her 'less your wondering what life without thumbs would b like. well i went to the lady and ordered it. she had to f-ing homemake it! make the dough put it n a freaking oven! i was so pissed.
any way me and whitney feel like we saw it twice. there was the most annoying girl behind us that felt it was ok to repeat EVERY LINE IN THE MOVIE OUT LOUD!!!!! then she thought it was ok to sing along with the songs they played when the dogs threw a huge party. yea somehow the dogs could call thier friends and poor chips n a bag
inside i was saying "SHHHHHHHHH! SHHHUSHSH! SHUSSHHAA! SHHHHUUUUSHHHUNNNGAA!" but outside iwas whispering the quietest whisper ever "would u b quiet please?" she was sooo annoying.
song of the day! MY FIRST KISS! BY 3 OH 3!!!!!!!
1.i cant wear my speghetti straps!
2.i cant wear my c throught tshirts!
3.i cant show off my big fat torso!!
4.i have to take ALL my piercings out!
5.i cant wear my ring that has a secret compartment for poison!
6.i cant wear my "make weed legal" tshirt!
7.i have to shave my beard!
8.i cant wear my rollerblades!
9.i have to laser remove that TATTOO of lady gaga off my face!
10.and TO TOP ALL THAT OFF i have to change my hair color from lime green with hot pink highlites back to some stupid naturall hair color!
i guess ill just have to grin and bear it!
2 more days and ill b done with braces....i wish. but ill b half way done with them and my teeth i haveto admit look better. imeen id hope soo! im hopeing ill have them off before highschool!
me and whit whit went to c marmaduke today. it was no toy story 3 but it was pretty funny! but everynowand then it was on the line between funny and RATARDED.
after we had sat down and got comfy my sista decided she wanted a giant pretzle. i sayd "o sry i didnt know u wanted to be morbidly obeese by the time tha movie's over" it was a joke of course! u dont ever make fun of her 'less your wondering what life without thumbs would b like. well i went to the lady and ordered it. she had to f-ing homemake it! make the dough put it n a freaking oven! i was so pissed.
any way me and whitney feel like we saw it twice. there was the most annoying girl behind us that felt it was ok to repeat EVERY LINE IN THE MOVIE OUT LOUD!!!!! then she thought it was ok to sing along with the songs they played when the dogs threw a huge party. yea somehow the dogs could call thier friends and poor chips n a bag
inside i was saying "SHHHHHHHHH! SHHHUSHSH! SHUSSHHAA! SHHHHUUUUSHHHUNNNGAA!" but outside iwas whispering the quietest whisper ever "would u b quiet please?" she was sooo annoying.
song of the day! MY FIRST KISS! BY 3 OH 3!!!!!!!
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
SISTA SISTA
i have a sister. her name is whitney. she is awesome. she is pretty. she's not afraid to stand up for her self (especially against on and off bofreinds!)
:) she has short blonde hair and when she sees someone staring at her we both go "CAAREEEEEPPERRR!"(whit ,i hope u know how i jst said that) her life pholosophy is "life isnt a box of chocolates. its more of a jar of jalepenos. what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow" she works her ass off everyday. she's a country girl. :)
me and kevin went to c toy story3 and it was awesome! we decided to order cheesecake and french fries at the tavern and that came back to bite us n the butt. ill explain that later. after the movie we went to the top of the parking garage. that was soo fun! we started spitting on people's cars and on/around people who couldnt c us from off the building!!
after we came home we watched silent library. an hilarious show on MTV. it was so funny then it took a rong turn down sick street. i wont tell u what it was but ill give u a hint. it had to do with cheetos and a fat guy's body. that cheesecake done jumped up and bit us. kevin jst gagged some and then covered his face. i got up and ran to the sink cuz i felt somthing serious coming up there......FALSE ALARM. thanku jesus becuz i have a phobia of puken. im never eating cheetos again.
went to the orthodontist today. my gms r like really swollen and puffy cuz i dont floss. like no one flosses! i mean c'mon b truthfull. do u like really ever floss after every meal?
anyway the back of my mouth is the most swollen. when they were replacing the rubberbands n the back they were like friggen digging thier knifes n my gumms! WTFG? OBVIOUSLY U HAVE TO HEAR ME SCREAMING AND U C THE THE HOT AIR BALLOON BACK THERE? well i wasnt screaming but my face was red and there was a tear n my right eye. then he says "r u ok" im like "yep im fine yur only digging an ax n my gum, thats all." what the crap, dr shorakalite? of couse im not ok i was shaking! here's the closest comparason i can come up with. it felt like someone took a butcher knife and dug a hole n the back of my gums then some big sweaty guycame and shoved a gun n that hole and shot me but i didnt die. thats the only thing that can even come almost halfway to the pain i felt.
i now hate the dentist. guess what i did to piss them off. went to chick-fil-a ordered chicken nuggets and a large tastey, surgary teeth decaying, wonderfull awesome cold dr pepper. and i tried to get the chicken n my gums 2. take that dental health.
song of the day!!!!!!!!!!! EH EH (NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY) BY LADY GAGA
:) she has short blonde hair and when she sees someone staring at her we both go "CAAREEEEEPPERRR!"(whit ,i hope u know how i jst said that) her life pholosophy is "life isnt a box of chocolates. its more of a jar of jalepenos. what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow" she works her ass off everyday. she's a country girl. :)
me and kevin went to c toy story3 and it was awesome! we decided to order cheesecake and french fries at the tavern and that came back to bite us n the butt. ill explain that later. after the movie we went to the top of the parking garage. that was soo fun! we started spitting on people's cars and on/around people who couldnt c us from off the building!!
after we came home we watched silent library. an hilarious show on MTV. it was so funny then it took a rong turn down sick street. i wont tell u what it was but ill give u a hint. it had to do with cheetos and a fat guy's body. that cheesecake done jumped up and bit us. kevin jst gagged some and then covered his face. i got up and ran to the sink cuz i felt somthing serious coming up there......FALSE ALARM. thanku jesus becuz i have a phobia of puken. im never eating cheetos again.
went to the orthodontist today. my gms r like really swollen and puffy cuz i dont floss. like no one flosses! i mean c'mon b truthfull. do u like really ever floss after every meal?
anyway the back of my mouth is the most swollen. when they were replacing the rubberbands n the back they were like friggen digging thier knifes n my gumms! WTFG? OBVIOUSLY U HAVE TO HEAR ME SCREAMING AND U C THE THE HOT AIR BALLOON BACK THERE? well i wasnt screaming but my face was red and there was a tear n my right eye. then he says "r u ok" im like "yep im fine yur only digging an ax n my gum, thats all." what the crap, dr shorakalite? of couse im not ok i was shaking! here's the closest comparason i can come up with. it felt like someone took a butcher knife and dug a hole n the back of my gums then some big sweaty guycame and shoved a gun n that hole and shot me but i didnt die. thats the only thing that can even come almost halfway to the pain i felt.
i now hate the dentist. guess what i did to piss them off. went to chick-fil-a ordered chicken nuggets and a large tastey, surgary teeth decaying, wonderfull awesome cold dr pepper. and i tried to get the chicken n my gums 2. take that dental health.
song of the day!!!!!!!!!!! EH EH (NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY) BY LADY GAGA
Monday, June 21, 2010
what is "rap" anyway????
uhhh i heard a rap song earlier today......all RAP is is saying what yur doing really fast. look im gonna write a rap right now off the top of my head.
so yo im sitting here eatin' a pear writtin' on my blog thing that a write on ev-er-ee DAY. writtings hard so i get up to go take a piss so i can make my head clear then when im eating my pear i realize DAT all rap is,is someone sayin what der doin in in a reallay fast way and addin some xtera sillaBAllS and makin some sexual prefrences and making fun homoSEXuals! yea,yea,yea,BITCHES!!!!!!! ASS,METH YO,CRACK.......WORDDD!
now imagine a beat,naked girls,it raining money,me sporting a golden "grill" while leaning against a lambrogini and ive got myself a VMA! :)
i think my favorite reality tv star is SNOOKIE!!!!! i want her to b my girl....HAHAAH jk shes cool and everything but ifeel like if i was in the same building as her i would catch like 4 STDS. uknow what that stands for right? STUPIDEST TAN DISEASE. (she has like 9) yea when i fist saw her i was like "WHAT THE CRAP! she has a giant tumor on her head but every guy in the club is making out with her!" i later found out that the tumor on her head......yea that was just her bump it.
ok my mom jst told me to take the trash out to the curb cuz of trash day. well i was out there for like 5 mins and i came back in and she was like "did u take the trash out to the cuuurrb???" iwas like "mmmmm no i jst went out there and stared at the cans and thought hahah screw her im not takin the trash out." godbless that woman. gottaluvher
the ONLY THING i miss about school is having arguments with ms joe jonas and ross and racchell! have i talked about the time i banged racchells head agains the wall. i was tellin this joke to everyone like if i went to a guy and was like "are u gay or a lesbian" and if he said lebian he was straight! get it? haha anywho well i said this to racchell and he was like "*sigh* being gay is a sin and if u ever read the bible ud know that ur sinning right now."
1st reaction: AWWW HEYLL NAW!!
2nd reaction: this homophobic MOFO did not jst say that!
3rd reaction: *turns to friends and mouths "REALLY?"*
4th reaction: AWWWWWWW HEYLLLLL NAAWWW!!!!!!!
5th reaction: SCAREWWW UUU *BANGS RACCHELLS HEAD ON WALL*
jst so u know the amount of force and anger i applyed to it,pictures on the other side of the wall fell to the ground. i have nothing against gay people n fact i think they r awesome. i jst hate it when people talk sh*t about me. well i didnt get n trouble......he did!
the song of the day *drumroll*.......TAKE IT OFF BY KE$HA!!!
so yo im sitting here eatin' a pear writtin' on my blog thing that a write on ev-er-ee DAY. writtings hard so i get up to go take a piss so i can make my head clear then when im eating my pear i realize DAT all rap is,is someone sayin what der doin in in a reallay fast way and addin some xtera sillaBAllS and makin some sexual prefrences and making fun homoSEXuals! yea,yea,yea,BITCHES!!!!!!! ASS,METH YO,CRACK.......WORDDD!
now imagine a beat,naked girls,it raining money,me sporting a golden "grill" while leaning against a lambrogini and ive got myself a VMA! :)
i think my favorite reality tv star is SNOOKIE!!!!! i want her to b my girl....HAHAAH jk shes cool and everything but ifeel like if i was in the same building as her i would catch like 4 STDS. uknow what that stands for right? STUPIDEST TAN DISEASE. (she has like 9) yea when i fist saw her i was like "WHAT THE CRAP! she has a giant tumor on her head but every guy in the club is making out with her!" i later found out that the tumor on her head......yea that was just her bump it.
ok my mom jst told me to take the trash out to the curb cuz of trash day. well i was out there for like 5 mins and i came back in and she was like "did u take the trash out to the cuuurrb???" iwas like "mmmmm no i jst went out there and stared at the cans and thought hahah screw her im not takin the trash out." godbless that woman. gottaluvher
the ONLY THING i miss about school is having arguments with ms joe jonas and ross and racchell! have i talked about the time i banged racchells head agains the wall. i was tellin this joke to everyone like if i went to a guy and was like "are u gay or a lesbian" and if he said lebian he was straight! get it? haha anywho well i said this to racchell and he was like "*sigh* being gay is a sin and if u ever read the bible ud know that ur sinning right now."
1st reaction: AWWW HEYLL NAW!!
2nd reaction: this homophobic MOFO did not jst say that!
3rd reaction: *turns to friends and mouths "REALLY?"*
4th reaction: AWWWWWWW HEYLLLLL NAAWWW!!!!!!!
5th reaction: SCAREWWW UUU *BANGS RACCHELLS HEAD ON WALL*
jst so u know the amount of force and anger i applyed to it,pictures on the other side of the wall fell to the ground. i have nothing against gay people n fact i think they r awesome. i jst hate it when people talk sh*t about me. well i didnt get n trouble......he did!
the song of the day *drumroll*.......TAKE IT OFF BY KE$HA!!!
Sunday, June 20, 2010
song of the day
ok so i ment to mention this b4 but i 4got!! any way im starting SONG OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!! today's song of the day is of course...................................................CAL-I-FOR-NIA GURLS!!!!!!
BY KATY PERRY :)
BY KATY PERRY :)
crazy crack party blog update!!!!!!
sry my last update was soooo longggg!!!!!! i had alot to say! hahahah that wont ever happen again!! (mayb) haah yea that last one looked like i was at a hardcore crack party or something! hahaah:)
so i have alittle more to say about katy perry. well she was on the mmva's (the much music video awards) jst now and katy decided to perfom CALIFORNIA GURLS! dont get me wrong i like her its jst that well its fun to make fun of her! hahahh well she went up on the stage fricken shootin the beave
her: *pyew pyew pyew pyew pyew*
me: OW OW! katy! OW that stings!
hahahah so yea ikew where this was going! of course she was upthere like humping some cotton candy and some gingerbread!...she had huge lollipops on her BEEWWBBSS! she then goes on to rip them off and there was this like pink frosting covering her "u know whats"! she then proceeds to lick them *SH#TS PANTS LAUGHING* HAHAHAHAH!!! REALLY? HAHA that was sooo funny! i paused it right then and there because i laughed so hard i puked up my tuna sammich! then i went to the computer to tell yall! jst thought u should know how ridik katy perry is!
lez c what else do i want to write about.....writings hard .....*sighs*.........................................*pulls face off then bangs head on wall*....................................yeaaa...
at my new house n azle we have a slot machine! so yea i spent the whole time ther today on that thing! so yea when i turn 21 i might b a gambling addict! when me and my freinds r of age we r going to party harder then ke$ha!!!! thats really hard. imeen have u seen her music video??! she wakes up n a bath tub with like vomit all up n her hair! and she feels like p diddy!well anywayy we may not even wait to b legal mayb even when we r like 18. haaha u should c our txt messages if a therapist saw them they would force us to go to a.a meetings...me and kevin have decided that at some point n our lives we want to b n the same predicament as the people on the hangover! mike tyson punches me n the face....kevin unknowingly marrys a hooker...we find a baby n the closet that doesnt blong to us and were thinking "what the hell hapend last night?"i puke n side a closet and is like "IM NEVER DRINKING AGAINNNN......WELL NOT REALLY BUT U KNOW WHAT IMEEN.....ER UHH WELL WE BOTH KNOW MY LIFESTYLE ISNT REALLY GONNA CHANGE!" :) u know all that good stuff!!
hahah one time i texted kevin and umm here is that conversation
me: watupmy brother??
kevin: im at a partyyyy!!
me: im at fricken blockbuster luckyu! be sure to get drunk for me haha jk damn thats tru freindship!
kevin: hah iwill!!
damn that really is true freindship! sry kevin for telling people 1 of our txt conversations hahahah he doesnt care!
so yea basically this update is about ruining our lifes with the power of alohol........................that sounds really fun!!!!! hahah
so i have alittle more to say about katy perry. well she was on the mmva's (the much music video awards) jst now and katy decided to perfom CALIFORNIA GURLS! dont get me wrong i like her its jst that well its fun to make fun of her! hahahh well she went up on the stage fricken shootin the beave
her: *pyew pyew pyew pyew pyew*
me: OW OW! katy! OW that stings!
hahahah so yea ikew where this was going! of course she was upthere like humping some cotton candy and some gingerbread!...she had huge lollipops on her BEEWWBBSS! she then goes on to rip them off and there was this like pink frosting covering her "u know whats"! she then proceeds to lick them *SH#TS PANTS LAUGHING* HAHAHAHAH!!! REALLY? HAHA that was sooo funny! i paused it right then and there because i laughed so hard i puked up my tuna sammich! then i went to the computer to tell yall! jst thought u should know how ridik katy perry is!
lez c what else do i want to write about.....writings hard .....*sighs*.........................................*pulls face off then bangs head on wall*....................................yeaaa...
at my new house n azle we have a slot machine! so yea i spent the whole time ther today on that thing! so yea when i turn 21 i might b a gambling addict! when me and my freinds r of age we r going to party harder then ke$ha!!!! thats really hard. imeen have u seen her music video??! she wakes up n a bath tub with like vomit all up n her hair! and she feels like p diddy!well anywayy we may not even wait to b legal mayb even when we r like 18. haaha u should c our txt messages if a therapist saw them they would force us to go to a.a meetings...me and kevin have decided that at some point n our lives we want to b n the same predicament as the people on the hangover! mike tyson punches me n the face....kevin unknowingly marrys a hooker...we find a baby n the closet that doesnt blong to us and were thinking "what the hell hapend last night?"i puke n side a closet and is like "IM NEVER DRINKING AGAINNNN......WELL NOT REALLY BUT U KNOW WHAT IMEEN.....ER UHH WELL WE BOTH KNOW MY LIFESTYLE ISNT REALLY GONNA CHANGE!" :) u know all that good stuff!!
hahah one time i texted kevin and umm here is that conversation
me: watupmy brother??
kevin: im at a partyyyy!!
me: im at fricken blockbuster luckyu! be sure to get drunk for me haha jk damn thats tru freindship!
kevin: hah iwill!!
damn that really is true freindship! sry kevin for telling people 1 of our txt conversations hahahah he doesnt care!
so yea basically this update is about ruining our lifes with the power of alohol........................that sounds really fun!!!!! hahah
Saturday, June 19, 2010
THE SK PALACE!
soooo me and my sister whitney went to smoothy king, or as i like to call it the sj palace. i went in to get her smoothy and the girl who worked there sounded like napolean dynomite and i think the girl tried to sell me drugs....
Girl: *sighs* whats yur order?
Me: one angel food please.
Girl: *sighs* what sizzzzzzze
Me: small please.
Girl: *sighs* do u want an enhancer in that?
Me: what?
Girl: *siggggghhhhsss* an enhancer...
Me: Uuuuummmmmmm....im sry...WHAT?
Girl: *SIGHS!!!* AN ENHANCER!! it helps give u energy, keeps u skinny and helps u get out of bed!
i thought "did she jst offer me meth?"... i decided to stay above the influence and sayed no. i think ill stick with belvadere and carona..........and wait help me get out of bed? its 2:00 pm!! even if it was 7 am i would have to already b out of bed to b there! people r idiots. not me or the people reading this jst the others.
u know katty perry right? u know "i kissed a girl and i liked it!!!" yea her. she was like facetweeting or whatever about how she didnt like lady gagas music video for alejandro. she said "using blasphomy n a music video is as cheap as a comedian using a fart joke" DONT F*CK WITH GAGA! i love lady gaga! if lady gaga showed up at my door id kiss her on the mouth for like 20 seconds with tounge haahah jst kidding but still! katy had whip creame coming out of her tits n a music video..........really... and shes calling lady gaga cheap!!!!?!?! katys music video had nothing to do with california gurls. she was walking through candyland humping candy canes..... enough said. hey katy....*FART*
Did u know jay-z's last name is really Z? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER VILLAIN! imeen that in a good way! so if beyonce wasnt famous her name would b "beyonce Z" THAT WOULD B AWKWARD "hi my name is sherry stien." "o high! my name is beyonce z" that sounds weird. back to jay z...ifeel like he is gonna shoot me someday!he looks pissed all the time. like could u imagine him being constipated..ill give u some time......................................see nothing he cant always have that face! but he does....... im seriously scared hes gonna shoot me someday!!!
i hate public restrooms. everything is WETTTT. I dont meen damp i meen soaking there are like puddles everyware! to get to the stall is like crossing the frickin amazon! the ceiling is dripping the sinks r cloged and the counter are wet EVERYTHING IS WET! and it always smells...xcuse me wile i puke for a moment.... especially at school! im so self conciuos i wont take a dump n there if thers any1 else n the restroom. and these toiletseats *bangs head on wall* are people that high on crack that they cant keep still on the crapper!? and once uv delt with that there is never a lock on the door! is there a serial lock stealing spree in tx or somthin! and if im craping and some one walks n i put m legs up so they wont c me. one time some perv looked over the stall! OVER! really?? and then i have to sit and read this irrogant buull crap on the stall wall like "DAMNJEWS" and "STUPID BLACKS" and "WHITEBITCHDEVILS" and its not written with a sharpie its carved! o also some times ull c this "KAREN <3 DRAKE" yea i didnt need to now that but thanks anyway!
Girl: *sighs* whats yur order?
Me: one angel food please.
Girl: *sighs* what sizzzzzzze
Me: small please.
Girl: *sighs* do u want an enhancer in that?
Me: what?
Girl: *siggggghhhhsss* an enhancer...
Me: Uuuuummmmmmm....im sry...WHAT?
Girl: *SIGHS!!!* AN ENHANCER!! it helps give u energy, keeps u skinny and helps u get out of bed!
i thought "did she jst offer me meth?"... i decided to stay above the influence and sayed no. i think ill stick with belvadere and carona..........and wait help me get out of bed? its 2:00 pm!! even if it was 7 am i would have to already b out of bed to b there! people r idiots. not me or the people reading this jst the others.
u know katty perry right? u know "i kissed a girl and i liked it!!!" yea her. she was like facetweeting or whatever about how she didnt like lady gagas music video for alejandro. she said "using blasphomy n a music video is as cheap as a comedian using a fart joke" DONT F*CK WITH GAGA! i love lady gaga! if lady gaga showed up at my door id kiss her on the mouth for like 20 seconds with tounge haahah jst kidding but still! katy had whip creame coming out of her tits n a music video..........really... and shes calling lady gaga cheap!!!!?!?! katys music video had nothing to do with california gurls. she was walking through candyland humping candy canes..... enough said. hey katy....*FART*
Did u know jay-z's last name is really Z? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER VILLAIN! imeen that in a good way! so if beyonce wasnt famous her name would b "beyonce Z" THAT WOULD B AWKWARD "hi my name is sherry stien." "o high! my name is beyonce z" that sounds weird. back to jay z...ifeel like he is gonna shoot me someday!he looks pissed all the time. like could u imagine him being constipated..ill give u some time......................................see nothing he cant always have that face! but he does....... im seriously scared hes gonna shoot me someday!!!
i hate public restrooms. everything is WETTTT. I dont meen damp i meen soaking there are like puddles everyware! to get to the stall is like crossing the frickin amazon! the ceiling is dripping the sinks r cloged and the counter are wet EVERYTHING IS WET! and it always smells...xcuse me wile i puke for a moment.... especially at school! im so self conciuos i wont take a dump n there if thers any1 else n the restroom. and these toiletseats *bangs head on wall* are people that high on crack that they cant keep still on the crapper!? and once uv delt with that there is never a lock on the door! is there a serial lock stealing spree in tx or somthin! and if im craping and some one walks n i put m legs up so they wont c me. one time some perv looked over the stall! OVER! really?? and then i have to sit and read this irrogant buull crap on the stall wall like "DAMNJEWS" and "STUPID BLACKS" and "WHITEBITCHDEVILS" and its not written with a sharpie its carved! o also some times ull c this "KAREN <3 DRAKE" yea i didnt need to now that but thanks anyway!
Thursday, June 17, 2010
sry i havent updated in a while!!!
sry i havent been on top of updating lately!!!!!! yea ive been busy having fun in the sun!i used to have the skin color of edward but now im almost back to jacob color!! hahahah TEAM EDWARD! WHOOPWHOOP!!:)
i recently went to 6flags!!! it was awesome! like no one was there and it was insane!! i went with some of the best people ever! kevin rachel liz ashley and marymargaret!!! we went on the titan like 8 times!!
well there was this little d-bag of a kid there in front of us in line and of course he was messing with me! he was so full of shenanagins. nxt time i see him i'll b like "whats up SHENANAGINS!!!?!?!?" he was trying to b like black or whatever. and he had the nerve to make fun of me when he had an earing in the gay ear okay!plus he was like 10! then he was like "do u have a problem with me?" i was like "jst stop talking to me." i almost said "uuhh yea and if u keep messing with me my brother kevin over here can put u n a come for the nxt 8 and 1/2 months! yea he is a black belt n like 8 diffrent types of KA-RA-TE!! ANDD HES LIKE 4FT TALLER THEN U SO SHUT THE F UP SHENANAGINS! kevin was suprised i didnt say somthing like that! and so am i..... imeen wasnt gonna get hurt. if u havent met kevin he is like 6 foot2 and his hands culd tare mike tyson's face off. in other words im pissed i didnt say sumthing to this a-holllleeeeee!
i dont like gtting fast food with my dad for a few reasons and here they are:
1. he hates drive thrus!!!!!!! he like yells into the thing "I WANT 8 WHOOOOOOPPPPPPEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!3 LARRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"
2.he never wamts to order drinks! hes always like "we have drinks at home." and im like "uuuuuhhhh IT DOESNT FREAKING TASTE THE SAMEEEEEEE!"
3.if we got to like chickfila and i want chicken nuggets he'll go "i need the 12 pack of chicken MCNUGGETSSSSSSSSS!!" i tell him they arent mcnuggets when we rnt at mcdonalds and hes like "I didnt say that."
4 if we go inside he always questions the price "$12???? R U SUREE!" he questions their intelagence!!
have u ever noticed how some girls if they r like in a bad relashonship (i call those relations**ts)... they will find the stupidest xcuses not to break up with the guy?
EX. "kelly come on jst dump him he is a total dick wad,imeen look u have a shiner on yur i!
*crying* "sharon its not that easy!!!!!!!"
"Y?"
"my cd's r n his truck!!"
hahahahaahahahah
im gonna strt the blog up again! sry i hope we can still wipe perez hilton off the face of the earth!
i recently went to 6flags!!! it was awesome! like no one was there and it was insane!! i went with some of the best people ever! kevin rachel liz ashley and marymargaret!!! we went on the titan like 8 times!!
well there was this little d-bag of a kid there in front of us in line and of course he was messing with me! he was so full of shenanagins. nxt time i see him i'll b like "whats up SHENANAGINS!!!?!?!?" he was trying to b like black or whatever. and he had the nerve to make fun of me when he had an earing in the gay ear okay!plus he was like 10! then he was like "do u have a problem with me?" i was like "jst stop talking to me." i almost said "uuhh yea and if u keep messing with me my brother kevin over here can put u n a come for the nxt 8 and 1/2 months! yea he is a black belt n like 8 diffrent types of KA-RA-TE!! ANDD HES LIKE 4FT TALLER THEN U SO SHUT THE F UP SHENANAGINS! kevin was suprised i didnt say somthing like that! and so am i..... imeen wasnt gonna get hurt. if u havent met kevin he is like 6 foot2 and his hands culd tare mike tyson's face off. in other words im pissed i didnt say sumthing to this a-holllleeeeee!
i dont like gtting fast food with my dad for a few reasons and here they are:
1. he hates drive thrus!!!!!!! he like yells into the thing "I WANT 8 WHOOOOOOPPPPPPEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!3 LARRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"
2.he never wamts to order drinks! hes always like "we have drinks at home." and im like "uuuuuhhhh IT DOESNT FREAKING TASTE THE SAMEEEEEEE!"
3.if we got to like chickfila and i want chicken nuggets he'll go "i need the 12 pack of chicken MCNUGGETSSSSSSSSS!!" i tell him they arent mcnuggets when we rnt at mcdonalds and hes like "I didnt say that."
4 if we go inside he always questions the price "$12???? R U SUREE!" he questions their intelagence!!
have u ever noticed how some girls if they r like in a bad relashonship (i call those relations**ts)... they will find the stupidest xcuses not to break up with the guy?
EX. "kelly come on jst dump him he is a total dick wad,imeen look u have a shiner on yur i!
*crying* "sharon its not that easy!!!!!!!"
"Y?"
"my cd's r n his truck!!"
hahahahaahahahah
im gonna strt the blog up again! sry i hope we can still wipe perez hilton off the face of the earth!
Saturday, May 29, 2010
AMANDA SHEERER:)
Amanda is 1 of my BEST BESTEST FRIENDS EVER! she's a FAT lard named Trey ahahahah! she has blackishbrownish hair. she is now an 8th grader. she has SAWEET diddly snappin moves. if she ever brakes up with her boyfriend she says im her rebound. :) ilove her like shes my sister. if i died shed come to my funrel and i give her permission to change my facebook status to "dead".shes is awsome.
holy shit its summer vacation.do u wanna know what time i woke up??? u dont wanna know cause yull b jelous. life n the summer is good. no more ms brady (that was joe jonas) no more Hayden and jonah (that was ross and raccell) yea they were some of the most horribble people or somthing like that.
i cant wait to be tan again its gonna b awsome i need these 3 months to hang out with my friends. im xcited to sleep n evry day. it will b EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u know Suri Cruise tom cruises daughter. well she is rediculous. she has everything. she goes shoe shopping and clothes shopping at versache and forever 21 and sac's 5th. and shes only like 4. u know what i was doing when i was 4.............. out n my back yarrd bpeeing on a tree while sitting in the mud wondering how that thomas the tank cliffhanger was gona turn out "is tom gona fall off the cliff or will jesse come and save the day?!" i get that shes hollywood royalty and everything but seriously she suri needs to tone down a few notches on the spoiled meter.
im really gonna miss all my friends at school. i love them soo fricken much. we will b friends forever and ever. to the moon and back. we r all gonna b n the same nursing home singing the pants on the ground song 2gether. and when 1 of us dies we will throw the bestest funrel 4 eachother no joke!!!!!!!!
VIDEO OF THE DAY! THIS IS REALLY FUNNY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZBbtk47vZw&feature=related
sry about the blog being so short my brain is on the fritz today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SRY
holy shit its summer vacation.do u wanna know what time i woke up??? u dont wanna know cause yull b jelous. life n the summer is good. no more ms brady (that was joe jonas) no more Hayden and jonah (that was ross and raccell) yea they were some of the most horribble people or somthing like that.
i cant wait to be tan again its gonna b awsome i need these 3 months to hang out with my friends. im xcited to sleep n evry day. it will b EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u know Suri Cruise tom cruises daughter. well she is rediculous. she has everything. she goes shoe shopping and clothes shopping at versache and forever 21 and sac's 5th. and shes only like 4. u know what i was doing when i was 4.............. out n my back yarrd bpeeing on a tree while sitting in the mud wondering how that thomas the tank cliffhanger was gona turn out "is tom gona fall off the cliff or will jesse come and save the day?!" i get that shes hollywood royalty and everything but seriously she suri needs to tone down a few notches on the spoiled meter.
im really gonna miss all my friends at school. i love them soo fricken much. we will b friends forever and ever. to the moon and back. we r all gonna b n the same nursing home singing the pants on the ground song 2gether. and when 1 of us dies we will throw the bestest funrel 4 eachother no joke!!!!!!!!
VIDEO OF THE DAY! THIS IS REALLY FUNNY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZBbtk47vZw&feature=related
sry about the blog being so short my brain is on the fritz today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SRY
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Whitney Poe:)
whitney Poe is soooooo cool!! she likes gymnastics, she remembers where she was when MJ died, and hates the JoBros!!! she loves justin bieber and wishes ALL of her friends lived on the same street as her. if she gets bored in class she goes to the restroom to get away of the bordy board boardomness! she gets creeped out when the old guy from the 6 flags comercial tells her "come and ride my rollercoaster." shes in the 8th grade and soon a freshman in highschoooolll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sooooo we went bowling today on a field trip and it was really fuunnn! i got arranged into a good group but a teacher made me go from a great group. to a group that might as well been a piece of elephant shadoobee. it was mee Ross&Racchelll,ADHD, and another kid........... went from awsome group ->nice group ->good group ->ELEPHANT SHADOOBEE. butt i still had tons of fun!!
i hardly tried...bowled a 30....yea i hanged with my reall freinds that were n the lane nxt to us. there was music baring and me and my friends were dancing and singing along to them (BABYBABYBABY NOOOOOOO) yea my throat hurts from yelling and singing. Ms.joe jonas was trying to dance and i was laughing really hard.
well im xcited to turn 21 and b able to drink and go to like a club or somthing w/ my friends.
these people r so funny. they do a "vlog" everyday and r awsome! its so great and u need to watch it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHCLR6zcR94
also this is really funny too. so u have to watch it!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi7KKHWnVzs.....also this one..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QZpAoUC_fg&feature=related
tomorrow is 1/2 day of school & the last day till SUMMA VAY K!!!!!!!!!!! im done with this year. the teachers Ross&Racchell. that was horrible. but i probably made some of the best friends i will ever have. i love them so much and i will miss them really baddddddd. i love them and we r gonna b bffs 4 eva!
sooooo we went bowling today on a field trip and it was really fuunnn! i got arranged into a good group but a teacher made me go from a great group. to a group that might as well been a piece of elephant shadoobee. it was mee Ross&Racchelll,ADHD, and another kid........... went from awsome group ->nice group ->good group ->ELEPHANT SHADOOBEE. butt i still had tons of fun!!
i hardly tried...bowled a 30....yea i hanged with my reall freinds that were n the lane nxt to us. there was music baring and me and my friends were dancing and singing along to them (BABYBABYBABY NOOOOOOO) yea my throat hurts from yelling and singing. Ms.joe jonas was trying to dance and i was laughing really hard.
well im xcited to turn 21 and b able to drink and go to like a club or somthing w/ my friends.
these people r so funny. they do a "vlog" everyday and r awsome! its so great and u need to watch it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHCLR6zcR94
also this is really funny too. so u have to watch it!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi7KKHWnVzs.....also this one..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QZpAoUC_fg&feature=related
tomorrow is 1/2 day of school & the last day till SUMMA VAY K!!!!!!!!!!! im done with this year. the teachers Ross&Racchell. that was horrible. but i probably made some of the best friends i will ever have. i love them so much and i will miss them really baddddddd. i love them and we r gonna b bffs 4 eva!
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Larkin Rich:)
this gurrrrll is awsome. her fav colors r green blue and purrrrple. her fav songs r yur love is my drug air planes and OMG. she likes titanic and harry potter. her fav book is holes. she loves soft ball and her fav singer is rachel fom GLEEEE!!!!!!!! her fav shows r glee the middle private practice and kate+8. she loves her best friends. she wonders daily when phineas and ferb go back to school. sometimes she feels like throwing a brick at some one. shes crazy but shes my friend so if u call her crazy your legs r gonna b torn off :)
soryy i havent updated n awile ive been a lil crazybusy with moving and finals. i miss those days when the last week of school was filled with partys every day not finals. buuutttt its free dress day 2morrow and we r bowling most of the time. AWSOMMEEEEEE 1 1/2 DAYS LEFT OF SCHOOL
r u there god..... its me mark the wierd kid u made........ thanks for making this thing called summer vacation. thanks for the allnighters,barefeet,tanning,bestfriends,flipflops,sleeping n, the beach and taking away that devel made thing called school for 3 months a year. and thanks for filling the other 9months of school with the brakes n btween and the best friends, the good teachers like ms henning, thanks for the fun arguments with the evil teachers..............thankyou
AMEN.
i luv sydney speer. she got n a certain arguement with a certain teacher at a certain school. to c what im talking about go to feistyoungadult.blogspot.com idont usually advertise the competition so im seriously serious rite now when i say its awsome.
rant of the day:LOST
REALLY LOST......this show has been confusing me since 2nd grade andd theres 20 mins left of the finale.......im really not liking it. its way too happyending original crappy stuff. this show finnaly chooses to b predictable.......NOW.... really??????????????? IM PISSED. it chooses now to stop bing confusing? i think what used to happen was the writters would all sitt n a room take turns smoking a joint and drinking chough syrup.really they choose now to go to rehab!! thats what i liked about this show the fact that they were origonal. that the only way we could've guessed what was gonna happen is if u were tripping balls. im dissapointed n this show. buuuttt theres like 10 minitesd left of the show so maybe the writers will fall of the wagon
PEACE AROUND THE WORLD FOR GENERATIONS!
LESS THAN 3..... LESS THAN 3....<3 :)
soryy i havent updated n awile ive been a lil crazybusy with moving and finals. i miss those days when the last week of school was filled with partys every day not finals. buuutttt its free dress day 2morrow and we r bowling most of the time. AWSOMMEEEEEE 1 1/2 DAYS LEFT OF SCHOOL
r u there god..... its me mark the wierd kid u made........ thanks for making this thing called summer vacation. thanks for the allnighters,barefeet,tanning,bestfriends,flipflops,sleeping n, the beach and taking away that devel made thing called school for 3 months a year. and thanks for filling the other 9months of school with the brakes n btween and the best friends, the good teachers like ms henning, thanks for the fun arguments with the evil teachers..............thankyou
AMEN.
i luv sydney speer. she got n a certain arguement with a certain teacher at a certain school. to c what im talking about go to feistyoungadult.blogspot.com idont usually advertise the competition so im seriously serious rite now when i say its awsome.
rant of the day:LOST
REALLY LOST......this show has been confusing me since 2nd grade andd theres 20 mins left of the finale.......im really not liking it. its way too happyending original crappy stuff. this show finnaly chooses to b predictable.......NOW.... really??????????????? IM PISSED. it chooses now to stop bing confusing? i think what used to happen was the writters would all sitt n a room take turns smoking a joint and drinking chough syrup.really they choose now to go to rehab!! thats what i liked about this show the fact that they were origonal. that the only way we could've guessed what was gonna happen is if u were tripping balls. im dissapointed n this show. buuuttt theres like 10 minitesd left of the show so maybe the writers will fall of the wagon
PEACE AROUND THE WORLD FOR GENERATIONS!
LESS THAN 3..... LESS THAN 3....<3 :)
Friday, May 21, 2010
betsybell:)
Betsyyyyy iss 1 of my best friends. she has blodisshhh hair. her fav tv show is trauma life n the ER. (its realllpeoples). she likes the colors blue orange&gray. she likes ke$ha Lady GaGa, and usher!!!!! her favrite song is OMG BY USHER!!. She likes the bad news bears and her fav hobby is playin softball. she doesnt read.she used to think tweetybird as a girl......she was wrong. sometimes she laughes so hard she cant breath and so its not so pleasent anymore. when shes upset she answers everything with 1 word sentances. when she laughs its at the most inapropriate times so that makes every 1 else laugh. BETSY'S MY BESTY
CAN U FEEL THAT OZONE BURNING FUNNY HOW THE WORLD KEEPS TURNIN!!!!!!!-Toby Kieth
ok we played dodgeball in gym today and it was really fun. uuunnntiiillll this kid we will call him ADHD. ADHD got Hit n the face with a lil tiny squishy soft tiny ball. he lost it. he was yelling "AWWWW SH*T F***K GOD D**N IT WHATS RING WITH HIM!!!!"...........REALLY.........GROW A PAIR, i aske dhim what was rong and he starts cussing me out and heres how THAT conversation went-
me "uuhhhhh u need to grow apair."
ADHD " YUR AN ASS"
me"please cry somemore"
ADHD "yur an asshole"
me "thanku that makes mee feel awsome!!"
ADHD"yur retarded"
me"im blushing stopittt!!"
ross and rachell" mark ull cry on the last episode of 'Oprah'"
me "yea i will!now go screw"
AND A LIL BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED COLD BEER ONA FRIDAYNIGHT!!!-ZacBrownBand
I rented "this is it" u know that michael jackson movie and its pretty good. i love MJ but he couldnt sing as good as he did n the 80's and 90's he was a great singer butt he was like really tired the whole time it seemes like. like exhausted. like he was gonna faint. have u seen his kids. well he claimes thier his but im sry those kidds are whity whitymcgee and whitey whiterson. there is no way in hell those r his kidss. i want to believe they r but its hard to. and that poor kid "BLANKET" ......really michael...... u named him blanket. why doesnt some1 rename him???? lufa,couch, throwpillow somthing like that. anything but blanket. and get that boy a fricken haircut. have u seen him. he looks like chewbakka.
CUS ITS A THRILLER, THRILLER NIIIIGHHTTT!!- THE KING OF POP MJ
uknow my teacher "Joe Jonas" well forsome reason she had a bow n her hair 2day. well she looked like minnie mouse got wasted and got bad plastic surgery. her hair looks like its a weird combo of red blonde and brown. it could b pretty if she didnt put 8 gallons of hair gell n it. she makes us hug her every friday b4 we leave. ometime i got a scratch on my face. it stung too. its like theirs cactus n her hair. and she wares this abnormal amount of vanilla perfume that smells horrible. she could tone it down some. im syaing this not to insult her though im not mean im jst very real and upfront with people.
ANNIE R U OK R U OK ANNIE !!!-THE KING OF POP MICHAEL JACKSON
CAN U FEEL THAT OZONE BURNING FUNNY HOW THE WORLD KEEPS TURNIN!!!!!!!-Toby Kieth
ok we played dodgeball in gym today and it was really fun. uuunnntiiillll this kid we will call him ADHD. ADHD got Hit n the face with a lil tiny squishy soft tiny ball. he lost it. he was yelling "AWWWW SH*T F***K GOD D**N IT WHATS RING WITH HIM!!!!"...........REALLY.........GROW A PAIR, i aske dhim what was rong and he starts cussing me out and heres how THAT conversation went-
me "uuhhhhh u need to grow apair."
ADHD " YUR AN ASS"
me"please cry somemore"
ADHD "yur an asshole"
me "thanku that makes mee feel awsome!!"
ADHD"yur retarded"
me"im blushing stopittt!!"
ross and rachell" mark ull cry on the last episode of 'Oprah'"
me "yea i will!now go screw"
AND A LIL BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED COLD BEER ONA FRIDAYNIGHT!!!-ZacBrownBand
I rented "this is it" u know that michael jackson movie and its pretty good. i love MJ but he couldnt sing as good as he did n the 80's and 90's he was a great singer butt he was like really tired the whole time it seemes like. like exhausted. like he was gonna faint. have u seen his kids. well he claimes thier his but im sry those kidds are whity whitymcgee and whitey whiterson. there is no way in hell those r his kidss. i want to believe they r but its hard to. and that poor kid "BLANKET" ......really michael...... u named him blanket. why doesnt some1 rename him???? lufa,couch, throwpillow somthing like that. anything but blanket. and get that boy a fricken haircut. have u seen him. he looks like chewbakka.
CUS ITS A THRILLER, THRILLER NIIIIGHHTTT!!- THE KING OF POP MJ
uknow my teacher "Joe Jonas" well forsome reason she had a bow n her hair 2day. well she looked like minnie mouse got wasted and got bad plastic surgery. her hair looks like its a weird combo of red blonde and brown. it could b pretty if she didnt put 8 gallons of hair gell n it. she makes us hug her every friday b4 we leave. ometime i got a scratch on my face. it stung too. its like theirs cactus n her hair. and she wares this abnormal amount of vanilla perfume that smells horrible. she could tone it down some. im syaing this not to insult her though im not mean im jst very real and upfront with people.
ANNIE R U OK R U OK ANNIE !!!-THE KING OF POP MICHAEL JACKSON
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