Tuesday, June 22, 2010

SISTA SISTA

i have a sister. her name is whitney. she is awesome. she is pretty. she's not afraid to stand up for her self (especially against on and off bofreinds!)
:) she has short blonde hair and when she sees someone staring at her we both go "CAAREEEEEPPERRR!"(whit ,i hope u know how i jst said that) her life pholosophy is "life isnt a box of chocolates. its more of a jar of jalepenos. what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow" she works her ass off everyday. she's a country girl. :)

me and kevin went to c toy story3 and it was awesome! we decided to order cheesecake and french fries at the tavern and that came back to bite us n the butt. ill explain that later. after the movie we went to the top of the parking garage. that was soo fun! we started spitting on people's cars and on/around people who couldnt c us from off the building!!

after we came home we watched silent library. an hilarious show on MTV. it was so funny then it took a rong turn down sick street. i wont tell u what it was but ill give u a hint. it had to do with cheetos and a fat guy's body. that cheesecake done jumped up and bit us. kevin jst gagged some and then covered his face. i got up and ran to the sink cuz i felt somthing serious coming up there......FALSE ALARM. thanku jesus becuz i have a phobia of puken. im never eating cheetos again.

went to the orthodontist today. my gms r like really swollen and puffy cuz i dont floss. like no one flosses! i mean c'mon b truthfull. do u like really ever floss after every meal?

anyway the back of my mouth is the most swollen. when they were replacing the rubberbands n the back they were like friggen digging thier knifes n my gumms! WTFG? OBVIOUSLY U HAVE TO HEAR ME SCREAMING AND U C THE THE HOT AIR BALLOON BACK THERE? well i wasnt screaming but my face was red and there was a tear n my right eye. then he says "r u ok" im like "yep im fine yur only digging an ax n my gum, thats all." what the crap, dr shorakalite? of couse im not ok i was shaking! here's the closest comparason i can come up with. it felt like someone took a butcher knife and dug a hole n the back of my gums then some big sweaty guycame and shoved a gun n that hole and shot me but i didnt die. thats the only thing that can even come almost halfway to the pain i felt.

i now hate the dentist. guess what i did to piss them off. went to chick-fil-a ordered chicken nuggets and a large tastey, surgary teeth decaying, wonderfull awesome cold dr pepper. and i tried to get the chicken n my gums 2. take that dental health.

song of the day!!!!!!!!!!! EH EH (NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY) BY LADY GAGA

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