Screw you, i totally hate you. Do you think your cute, when you trick me into thinking your tight on the trash bag carrier. Then just to fall into the carrier when I throw my trash in you. I know life can't be good for you. I know that you only live for about 8 hours and then you get eaten by a buried in the middle of no where, but you might as well do what your supposed too. It is NOT that hard to do your job. If you don't I am going to wipe my butt with your toothbrush and watchn you use it.
k thanks.
Love, Mark Goodnight
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
high expectations
I raised my expectations today.
Every now and then I get these crazy ideas that I am going to get friggin' ripped. Like jesus ripped. You see I have have rolls. No not Hawaiian sweet rolls. big fat gross nasty jellybelly rolls. I know what you are thinking. Gross. Me too. Im dry heaving.
I get ideas that I am going to healthy, eating red bull and nutri-grain bars for breakfast and running 10 miles at 4 in the morning. Week later, Still fat.
Today I ran untill I was about to have a stroke.
So here I am jogging tuned in to my own little world of Ke$ha lip syncing having the time of my life, when exaution hit me like a brick wall. so I went inside expecting everyone inside to see me sweating and my face burning red and say "you must've worked so hard!" NOPE.
I go to take a shower and I play with my hair for a minute thinking "HAHA i look like a boy KE$HA!" i take my shirt off, expecting JESUS ABS, annnnd BAM I have a beer gut and shadows under my nipples. F my life.
long story short, dont raise your expectations.
Every now and then I get these crazy ideas that I am going to get friggin' ripped. Like jesus ripped. You see I have have rolls. No not Hawaiian sweet rolls. big fat gross nasty jellybelly rolls. I know what you are thinking. Gross. Me too. Im dry heaving.
I get ideas that I am going to healthy, eating red bull and nutri-grain bars for breakfast and running 10 miles at 4 in the morning. Week later, Still fat.
Today I ran untill I was about to have a stroke.
So here I am jogging tuned in to my own little world of Ke$ha lip syncing having the time of my life, when exaution hit me like a brick wall. so I went inside expecting everyone inside to see me sweating and my face burning red and say "you must've worked so hard!" NOPE.
I go to take a shower and I play with my hair for a minute thinking "HAHA i look like a boy KE$HA!" i take my shirt off, expecting JESUS ABS, annnnd BAM I have a beer gut and shadows under my nipples. F my life.
long story short, dont raise your expectations.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
pappa papparazzi
yesturday in science i learned that honey was the only food that doesnt go bad is honey. then i said "what about twinkies" and everybody laughed.
i think its sad when papparazzi make up stories about people. if i was lindsey lohan, id kick the TMZ guy's butt. but seriously i think its sad when celebs get a rep because of a lie. im one to talk, but i dont talk crap. i speak my mind. i dont lie. i mean i have an audition for tv shows in orlando in december, and i could get famous like lindsey. one minute i could be happy go lucky teen and the next i could be in a club drinking and partying, with things coming out of different orphaces. its sad really. why do only bad stories go out into the tabloids? thats the problem today. no one likes to hear anything positive! its horrible. im jst really sad about it. i thought i should just comment on that.
i did alot today. i mopped. i vaccumed. i cleaned my room. i took out the trash. i cleaned the trashcan. i also put dwn carpet! i feel really occomplished. i feel good but im about to pass out.
i think its sad when papparazzi make up stories about people. if i was lindsey lohan, id kick the TMZ guy's butt. but seriously i think its sad when celebs get a rep because of a lie. im one to talk, but i dont talk crap. i speak my mind. i dont lie. i mean i have an audition for tv shows in orlando in december, and i could get famous like lindsey. one minute i could be happy go lucky teen and the next i could be in a club drinking and partying, with things coming out of different orphaces. its sad really. why do only bad stories go out into the tabloids? thats the problem today. no one likes to hear anything positive! its horrible. im jst really sad about it. i thought i should just comment on that.
i did alot today. i mopped. i vaccumed. i cleaned my room. i took out the trash. i cleaned the trashcan. i also put dwn carpet! i feel really occomplished. i feel good but im about to pass out.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
ooooooooooooooooooooooh..... yep nowwww i get it
i just realized why everybody is all offenced bt that song "if you seek amy" by britney spears. say "ifuseekamy" really really fast....dont got it....AGAIN.....again....again......again......again.....get it? I KNOW RYATE! i just realized! the song goes "ALLA THE BOYYS AND ALLA THE GIRLS ARE BEGGING TO IF YOU SEEK AMY!" but it sounds like "ALLA THE BOYYS AND ALLA THE GIRLS ARE BEGGING TO F.U.C.K. ME!" HOLY GOD!!!!! just thought i should tellyall thats my new favorite song.
the adventures of writing
blogging is super hard and lame. i basically have to wait for something rediculous to happen at school or a celebrity i hate to do something retarded or my fav celebrity to do something amazing. and only now and then i get a post that is actually amazing. and that is hard considering i have daily outbursts of A.D.H.D. mixed in with a splash of O.C.D. its getting parettay bad. even as i.........oooo shiney metal..............anyway even as i write this i question whether or not this should actually posted.
ANYWAY this is what i go through as a blogger when blogging and...stuff.
1. hmm thats hilarious! im gonna blog about that!
2. OK! im home from school so now im gonna blog about it!
3. *as im writing* HAHA this is gonna be my best post ever!
4. ooooo a fly
5. i wanna watch youtube
6. ooooo chris crocker you are a card!
7. oops im supposed to be blogging!
8. ok im done now i will read for mistakes
9. hmmmm its not as funny as id hoped....ill just write you had to be there!
10. wait if you have to say you had to be there after a story, you failed epically!
11.TRASHHHHHHHHHHHH!
12. whatever ill just rip on bitchtits and her manboobs
SEE!
im still looking for donations to the applecross. only you can help me get my macbook pro! i can almost see it. ive been haveing dreams about it. its in my hands and when im about to open it....it fades into the darkness. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!
ANYWAY this is what i go through as a blogger when blogging and...stuff.
1. hmm thats hilarious! im gonna blog about that!
2. OK! im home from school so now im gonna blog about it!
3. *as im writing* HAHA this is gonna be my best post ever!
4. ooooo a fly
5. i wanna watch youtube
6. ooooo chris crocker you are a card!
7. oops im supposed to be blogging!
8. ok im done now i will read for mistakes
9. hmmmm its not as funny as id hoped....ill just write you had to be there!
10. wait if you have to say you had to be there after a story, you failed epically!
11.TRASHHHHHHHHHHHH!
12. whatever ill just rip on bitchtits and her manboobs
SEE!
im still looking for donations to the applecross. only you can help me get my macbook pro! i can almost see it. ive been haveing dreams about it. its in my hands and when im about to open it....it fades into the darkness. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
I CANT JUST MAKE SHADOOBEE MAGICALLY APPEAR!
during 1st period art today, i had to take a giant, shadoobee. like a big one. like a "OMYGOD IM ABOUT TO SHIT MY PANTS IF I DPNT GET TO A TOILET NOW." well i said to the teacher," can i go to the restroom please?" well he was all like "NO" an i was like "dude its an emergency" "no!" he said. "PLEASE!" "NO" fuck it. here is what i wanted to say "fuck U! i have to take a shit!!! i walked out and took agiant dump in the toilet for 10 minits. i came back and he took me out into the hallway and he said "why did you not go before class?" "i didnt have to go. i cant magically make poop appear. im sorry" "GO TO THE OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "k? what do u want me to tell them?" "JUST GO" "ok"
i went and the VICE PRINCIBLE said i shouldnt have been sent down there but he still gave me lunch detention......................FML
Rihanna is a stupid face. the singer. yea i said it. she said on a radio show her music is more original then katy perry, KE$HA AND................................LADY GAGA. rihanna, YOU ARE A BITCH. your newest single sounds like a screaming bitchy 100 year old homophobic nun. so stupid. "IMA THA ONLA GRLA NA WARRRRRL." thats yur song? yur stupid SKEREWA YOUA! ok yea ik you couldve written california gurls, but you didn't. and i couldve written tick tock, and your love is my drug and take it off based on my own experiances, but i didnt. BUT LADY GAGA IS COMPLETELY OFF-FRIGGIN-LIMITS! lady gaga is THE most original artist in the world right now. i am in LOVE with her. katy perry's thing was forgivable. but this............i cant even look at you. if i ever see you talking bad about 3 of my favorite people again....i will buy you a kitty cat, let you begin to love it, then i will break into your house in the middle of the night when your sleeping, and punch you in the face.
i went and the VICE PRINCIBLE said i shouldnt have been sent down there but he still gave me lunch detention......................FML
Rihanna is a stupid face. the singer. yea i said it. she said on a radio show her music is more original then katy perry, KE$HA AND................................LADY GAGA. rihanna, YOU ARE A BITCH. your newest single sounds like a screaming bitchy 100 year old homophobic nun. so stupid. "IMA THA ONLA GRLA NA WARRRRRL." thats yur song? yur stupid SKEREWA YOUA! ok yea ik you couldve written california gurls, but you didn't. and i couldve written tick tock, and your love is my drug and take it off based on my own experiances, but i didnt. BUT LADY GAGA IS COMPLETELY OFF-FRIGGIN-LIMITS! lady gaga is THE most original artist in the world right now. i am in LOVE with her. katy perry's thing was forgivable. but this............i cant even look at you. if i ever see you talking bad about 3 of my favorite people again....i will buy you a kitty cat, let you begin to love it, then i will break into your house in the middle of the night when your sleeping, and punch you in the face.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
the macbook pro
THE MACBOOK PRO *choir of angels singing in background" iwannat. its an apple laptop and i must have it. i have started saving the $1199 but i need help. that is why i am starting the "mac book pro for underprivlaged children named mark burrows goodnight" only YOU can help me get my dream laptop....it comes with free skpe and i chat..........iwannat
also it will help me draw cartoons,,funny ones! for the blog! DONATE NOW! :)
also it will help me draw cartoons,,funny ones! for the blog! DONATE NOW! :)
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
what.the.hell.
oh.em.gee. today at school my science partner,bitchtits was talking to her friend ,fattits, she said that she lost her virginity last summer............like 5times. i couldnt contain myself "you do know dry humping doesnt count as sex" i said i hate this girl and was hoping for something like this to happen. "shuttup mark! it was full on naked intercourse." the thought of this pimpley fat black girl getting it on with some scrawny mexican dude made dry heave. "how old are are you?" said fattits."14" "cool i lost my virginity at 12" said fattits........what.a.slut. "hahahah yeaaaaa righhhhtt. as if anyone would want to tap yur ass." she ignored me. "and on halloween me and my boyfreind of 3 weeks are gonna........" she whispered something in f.t.'s ear. "WHOOOAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE REALLY YOUNG FOR THAT!" i imeadiatly knew that b.t. was planning on haveing a mexican african american baby with her bootycall partener. WHAT.THE.HELLS. i didnt know what to do with my self. i mean HOLY BIRTH CANAL! 3 weeks is where you kiss the other person on the cheek. not go all the way! unless you are heavely intoxicated and the girl is really cute and young and said she was infertile. "you should wait till your 15" said fattitties. i socleverly said "yea, then you can be on teen mom" seriously what in the world.didnt i have a whole rant on why having kids should be illegal? if i ever have kids ill only have 2 and name 1 RAZZLE and 1 DAZZLE!
yesturday we had a school assembly. the hallways were crowded. fattits and one of her freind wer kinda near me i hadnt even seen her until she said to her freind"ewwwwww! here get between me and that" she says the most hurtful things and stares directly at me. i was done. that was the straw THAT BROKE THE CAMELTOES BACK! "really bitch? i was not even talking to you. what is your problem bitch. i dont care how many detentions i get, i am done. youare not a nice person! its not like i was all up on your ass,which beleive me it hard to get around. im as done with you as i am a 5 dalla ho. you bitch.!" veins were popping out of my neck. the whole time she was flipping my off. my freind yelled "ALLRIGHT MARK!" about 10 seconds later fat tits decided she wants to play and came up wih this original one. "at least im not a faggot like you!" now i was pissed "REALLY BITCH? your gonna bring that into this you fat whore! seriously go eat a carrot.
that was my week!:):):):)
yesturday we had a school assembly. the hallways were crowded. fattits and one of her freind wer kinda near me i hadnt even seen her until she said to her freind"ewwwwww! here get between me and that" she says the most hurtful things and stares directly at me. i was done. that was the straw THAT BROKE THE CAMELTOES BACK! "really bitch? i was not even talking to you. what is your problem bitch. i dont care how many detentions i get, i am done. youare not a nice person! its not like i was all up on your ass,which beleive me it hard to get around. im as done with you as i am a 5 dalla ho. you bitch.!" veins were popping out of my neck. the whole time she was flipping my off. my freind yelled "ALLRIGHT MARK!" about 10 seconds later fat tits decided she wants to play and came up wih this original one. "at least im not a faggot like you!" now i was pissed "REALLY BITCH? your gonna bring that into this you fat whore! seriously go eat a carrot.
that was my week!:):):):)
Monday, September 13, 2010
the vma's
the vma's were sunday and they were amazing. you know the vma's? they are on mtv. they used to play music..... konyay is soooo stupid. well im pretty sure we all know what happened last year. a nice sweet little taytay swift trying to win a vma and out came kanye west and totally disrespected my gurl. "byonce rules yaehhhh henisee whatwhat. PIECE OUT...." so all year ive hated him. well turns out taylor was more hurt then i thought. she came outthey playedthe clip and she sang the most deep song that was kindaf a back handed insult..........heres a lil peice right here, "i gueeeesss 32 is still growing uuuuuupppp." i love her. buttt this wasnt over yet. count chocula over here performs a song that goes like this, "LETS HAVE A TOAST FOR THE DOUCHEBAGS, A TOAST FOR THE ASSHOOOLEEES, TOAST TO THE SKUNKBAGS AND A TOAST FOR THE JERKOFFFS." do i really even need to comment on this.
LADY GAGA IS MY IDOL. lady gaga was wareing a dress made out of raw meat and peta is getting all pissed of about it. SCREW PETA. i got to see CHER waring her TURN BACK TIME OUTFIT, give VIDEO OF THE YEAR to LADY GAGA who was waring an outfit made ENTIRLY MADE OF COW MEAT.i saw this and it was a religous experiance.
LADY GAGA IS MY IDOL. lady gaga was wareing a dress made out of raw meat and peta is getting all pissed of about it. SCREW PETA. i got to see CHER waring her TURN BACK TIME OUTFIT, give VIDEO OF THE YEAR to LADY GAGA who was waring an outfit made ENTIRLY MADE OF COW MEAT.i saw this and it was a religous experiance.
Friday, September 10, 2010
ABIGAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously abigail we havent talked to eachother since may! its september! if your reading this..............................................................WHAWHAWHAWHHAAASSSSUUUPP?????????? FUREALSIES! get with the times gurl! geta facebook. we can be freinds on facebook! we could be neighbors on farmville OR BE IN THE SAME GANG ON MOBSTERS. LETS HANG
SYDNEYYYYYYYY! WE NEED TO HANG OUT ALSO. werent we gonna make a lady gaga music video like 2 months ago? we need to hang out.
hey amanda! YUR A FAT LARD NAMED TREY! HAHAHAHA jk we should hang out too this is REDIK! we are catholic socialists and need to socialize as such if we are ever going to be taken seriously...........:)
im writing a book......its uncensered. its about st paul and how redicoulous it was. now i dont have the perfect memory and cant quite remember all of the conversations i had with freinds so i had to improvise alittle. but all the fights........... i can remember exacatacaly.
know i doubt anyone is going to read this be cause ive stopped blogging as much but thats because of the book! it will outsell like.....................................................the bible......or even twilight.
JERSEYLICOUS.
this show is stupid. i cannot believe people from NEW JERSEY are getting so much attention. the only person who is actually talented and came from jersey is chelsea handler ok. and a show about hair. hair salons shouldnt be legal in jersey. have you ever seen a girl say " OMG you guys there is this new salon that ive been dieing to goto!" "WHY!!!!" "ITS RUN NEW JERSEYIANS!!!!!!!!!!" "OMG LETS GOOOOO!" yea i jst dont get the obbsession with people with hair that looks like they have a brain tumer the size of a watermelon and i sure as hell dont know why people want to look like that. just think in 50 years when we show our grandkids our yearbooks there gonna say " y do you have a tumor on your head,whats with the lifting of your shirt and showing of your 12 pack, y do yur nails look like eward sissor hands, and why does it look like you roled around in nacho cheese doritos."
SYDNEYYYYYYYY! WE NEED TO HANG OUT ALSO. werent we gonna make a lady gaga music video like 2 months ago? we need to hang out.
hey amanda! YUR A FAT LARD NAMED TREY! HAHAHAHA jk we should hang out too this is REDIK! we are catholic socialists and need to socialize as such if we are ever going to be taken seriously...........:)
im writing a book......its uncensered. its about st paul and how redicoulous it was. now i dont have the perfect memory and cant quite remember all of the conversations i had with freinds so i had to improvise alittle. but all the fights........... i can remember exacatacaly.
know i doubt anyone is going to read this be cause ive stopped blogging as much but thats because of the book! it will outsell like.....................................................the bible......or even twilight.
JERSEYLICOUS.
this show is stupid. i cannot believe people from NEW JERSEY are getting so much attention. the only person who is actually talented and came from jersey is chelsea handler ok. and a show about hair. hair salons shouldnt be legal in jersey. have you ever seen a girl say " OMG you guys there is this new salon that ive been dieing to goto!" "WHY!!!!" "ITS RUN NEW JERSEYIANS!!!!!!!!!!" "OMG LETS GOOOOO!" yea i jst dont get the obbsession with people with hair that looks like they have a brain tumer the size of a watermelon and i sure as hell dont know why people want to look like that. just think in 50 years when we show our grandkids our yearbooks there gonna say " y do you have a tumor on your head,whats with the lifting of your shirt and showing of your 12 pack, y do yur nails look like eward sissor hands, and why does it look like you roled around in nacho cheese doritos."
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
immabe bebebe
immab a movie star immab a movie star hahahah. yes yours truely had an audition with a talent agency and pretty much friggin nailed it. after we got the call back we found out that im going to goto orlando florida to tryout again! if i get accepted..........ima b on tttv imabe on the next level! imabe bebebebebe! lets see ms brady are you going to be in a movie any time soon....no? huh. hayden are you gonna be on tv shows.......no? huh. jonah how bout you? no? huh. how peculiar...................
the new school year has started...unfortunately. every school has their douchebags and ive met this schools perfect guys for the job.
his name is dylan. he is like the devils son or worse hes like the tmz guy. he insists on making my school year horrible. he thinks im gay. yes i understand that sometimes i can come off a little faggy but thats just the way i am. i love gay people. i want them to be able to get married, and have little babies together. but this i really mean and pissing me off. a little teasing i could handle but this is insesant. i did nothing to this asshole and yet he still feels like bashing me. remember when "ROSS AND RACHELLL" (hayden and jonah) went to far. jonah got his head banged so hard on the wall pictures on theother side fell off.....and i didnt evn get in trouble. so if this little asshole is mean to me one more time i dont know what ill do.... mayb i can get kevin to beat him up for me. well now hes gotten his little mexican freind PACO to do it with him. paco is on the football team.....really....someone on the football team is calling me gay? so letme get this straight.....a guy, who is on a team where you dress up in tight spandex and chase aroung other muscely guys in spandex and then tackling them at ther butt section from behind.....is calling.......meeeee......gayyyy? oyea im the flaming homosexual in this situation. when i confronted paco and asked why them and the whole school thinks im gay here was his resp0onse "well 1 your voice is really high pitched. 2 you eat chicken sandwiches for lunch and 3 you ware flipflops"
the following paragraph may contain language unsuitable for young children under the age of 12. READER DESCRESSION IS ADVISED.
WHATTTTT????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME? OK SORRY IM NOT MUTHAFUCKIN GOD AND CANT CONTROL WHEN I GO THROUGH FUCKING PUBERTY. IM SO FUCKING SORRY I THAT I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW THAT YOUR DAMNED APETITE DECIDES WHETHER OR NOT YOUR GAY. AND LAST TIME I FUCKING CHECKED GUYS WORE FLIPFLOPS TOO! SO LICK MY ASSCHEEK YOU FUCKIN GODDAMNED MUTHAFUCKIN ASSHOLE SLEEPY LAZY TACOBENDING MEXICAN.
i am in noway racist towards mexicans. but im going to use whtever i can to hurt your feelings if cross me.
so yea they are real winners.
the new school year has started...unfortunately. every school has their douchebags and ive met this schools perfect guys for the job.
his name is dylan. he is like the devils son or worse hes like the tmz guy. he insists on making my school year horrible. he thinks im gay. yes i understand that sometimes i can come off a little faggy but thats just the way i am. i love gay people. i want them to be able to get married, and have little babies together. but this i really mean and pissing me off. a little teasing i could handle but this is insesant. i did nothing to this asshole and yet he still feels like bashing me. remember when "ROSS AND RACHELLL" (hayden and jonah) went to far. jonah got his head banged so hard on the wall pictures on theother side fell off.....and i didnt evn get in trouble. so if this little asshole is mean to me one more time i dont know what ill do.... mayb i can get kevin to beat him up for me. well now hes gotten his little mexican freind PACO to do it with him. paco is on the football team.....really....someone on the football team is calling me gay? so letme get this straight.....a guy, who is on a team where you dress up in tight spandex and chase aroung other muscely guys in spandex and then tackling them at ther butt section from behind.....is calling.......meeeee......gayyyy? oyea im the flaming homosexual in this situation. when i confronted paco and asked why them and the whole school thinks im gay here was his resp0onse "well 1 your voice is really high pitched. 2 you eat chicken sandwiches for lunch and 3 you ware flipflops"
the following paragraph may contain language unsuitable for young children under the age of 12. READER DESCRESSION IS ADVISED.
WHATTTTT????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME? OK SORRY IM NOT MUTHAFUCKIN GOD AND CANT CONTROL WHEN I GO THROUGH FUCKING PUBERTY. IM SO FUCKING SORRY I THAT I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW THAT YOUR DAMNED APETITE DECIDES WHETHER OR NOT YOUR GAY. AND LAST TIME I FUCKING CHECKED GUYS WORE FLIPFLOPS TOO! SO LICK MY ASSCHEEK YOU FUCKIN GODDAMNED MUTHAFUCKIN ASSHOLE SLEEPY LAZY TACOBENDING MEXICAN.
i am in noway racist towards mexicans. but im going to use whtever i can to hurt your feelings if cross me.
so yea they are real winners.
Sunday, August 8, 2010
my bucket list
according to the EXCTINCT mayan civilization we are all gonna die in 865 days. so i have created a bucket list. if you are a retard and dont know what that is it is a list of things you wanna do before you die. so please enjoy.
1.go see cirque du soleil while on shrooms
2.be part of a heist
3.be on big brother
4.rekill a zombie
5.kick ms.brady in the testicals
6.punch ross and rachelll in their boobs
7.meet lady gaga
8.see a lady gaga concert
9.kiss a hot girl
10.watch eminem be arrested for tying rihanna to her bed and settin her house onfire
11.convert sydney speer and kevin constein into the church of team edward
12.have a singing career similer to ke$ha's
13.go on the show whale wars and actually kick some japanease whaler ass.
14.have a taylor friggin lautner body.
15.party in vegas
16.join a gang
17.get out of that gang
18.go to second with miley cyrus
19.be as famous as justin beiber
20. become a drug addict.
21.spiral out of control.
22.be on a episode of intervintion.
23.be featured on celebrity rehab.
24.be featured on celebrity sober house.
25.get my act together
26.make an album that totoally expresses my hatred towards the papparazzi.
27.have a comeback concert on goodmorning america.
28.have a comeback concert tour.
29.be in a documentry about my fame
30.be in a actual movie
31.retire
32.skydive
33.watch the movie "the bucketlist"
34.steal a sportsgar
35.knock someone out buy squeesing their pressure point
36.cuss ms brady out
37.throw up on ms brady
38.be abducted by aliens that are awesome and nice to me and all the people who like me.
39.hack a maineframe
40.come out of retirement and write and record a 1# song with sydney spear
41.form a band with me sydney and kevin thats like a cross between big time rush,paramore,30h3,coldplay,and the black eyed peas.
42.be the unwed father of a baby on teen mom
43.find out its not my kid and dump that HO
44.see breaking dawn part 2
45.punch snookie
46.get cancer
47.take the cure for cancer
48.join the swat team
49.go back in time and meet the mayans.
50.meet the guy who said we were gonna die in 2012. turns out he was jokeing!
1.go see cirque du soleil while on shrooms
2.be part of a heist
3.be on big brother
4.rekill a zombie
5.kick ms.brady in the testicals
6.punch ross and rachelll in their boobs
7.meet lady gaga
8.see a lady gaga concert
9.kiss a hot girl
10.watch eminem be arrested for tying rihanna to her bed and settin her house onfire
11.convert sydney speer and kevin constein into the church of team edward
12.have a singing career similer to ke$ha's
13.go on the show whale wars and actually kick some japanease whaler ass.
14.have a taylor friggin lautner body.
15.party in vegas
16.join a gang
17.get out of that gang
18.go to second with miley cyrus
19.be as famous as justin beiber
20. become a drug addict.
21.spiral out of control.
22.be on a episode of intervintion.
23.be featured on celebrity rehab.
24.be featured on celebrity sober house.
25.get my act together
26.make an album that totoally expresses my hatred towards the papparazzi.
27.have a comeback concert on goodmorning america.
28.have a comeback concert tour.
29.be in a documentry about my fame
30.be in a actual movie
31.retire
32.skydive
33.watch the movie "the bucketlist"
34.steal a sportsgar
35.knock someone out buy squeesing their pressure point
36.cuss ms brady out
37.throw up on ms brady
38.be abducted by aliens that are awesome and nice to me and all the people who like me.
39.hack a maineframe
40.come out of retirement and write and record a 1# song with sydney spear
41.form a band with me sydney and kevin thats like a cross between big time rush,paramore,30h3,coldplay,and the black eyed peas.
42.be the unwed father of a baby on teen mom
43.find out its not my kid and dump that HO
44.see breaking dawn part 2
45.punch snookie
46.get cancer
47.take the cure for cancer
48.join the swat team
49.go back in time and meet the mayans.
50.meet the guy who said we were gonna die in 2012. turns out he was jokeing!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
DEEPEST SHOW EVER FRICKEN MADE!
if you watch MTV you have probably seen a comercial for the show "if you really knew me".................DEEPEST SHOW EVER FUCKING MADE! holllllyyyy jesus! have you ever seen breakfest club? this is like that on drugs. except its a reality show. every time i watch it i start to tear up. they goto all these diferent highschools in america and like split up their clicks and tell them the people in their little groups ALL their problems. and apparantly evey kid in america is a crack baby. but its realy heart touching you should watch it but its vvveerrry deep so bring tissues.in other words...donot isaid DONOT WATCH IT WITH FREINDS OR FAMILY! if u watch it, watch it alone.
ive whatched big brother for years and this season is a really good one. but there is this girl who is pretty hot but she is the most annoying person ever. at first i really liked her cuz you know she has her lips and her boobies but her hair is awful and every time i hear her laugh i want to die. she is so annoying. and she is in a showmance with this guy brendon.....how has he not killed himself or her yet seriously how can he be in love with her ? gross.....
ummmm im watching spongebob riht now and apparantly he is in the kkk or something. whatever it is im getting really O-ffended.
me and my mom went grocery shopping today and got a fam-lay sized bag of doritos that i think im gonna go sink my teeth into
ive whatched big brother for years and this season is a really good one. but there is this girl who is pretty hot but she is the most annoying person ever. at first i really liked her cuz you know she has her lips and her boobies but her hair is awful and every time i hear her laugh i want to die. she is so annoying. and she is in a showmance with this guy brendon.....how has he not killed himself or her yet seriously how can he be in love with her ? gross.....
ummmm im watching spongebob riht now and apparantly he is in the kkk or something. whatever it is im getting really O-ffended.
me and my mom went grocery shopping today and got a fam-lay sized bag of doritos that i think im gonna go sink my teeth into
Saturday, July 10, 2010
LILO CAUGHT BY DA PO PO!
Lindsey Lohan got sent to prison for driving in 2 a bush when she was a little buzzed. thatsrediculous. 90 days in rehab AND in prison! the rehab will help her but the prison no no no. but she did something that was EPIC!! she wrote on her middle finger "fuck u" HAHAHAHAH thats totally something i would do! she made a oscar worthy cry during her speech that made me feel bad. but with good behavior she'll b out n like a month! cant wait for her next actuall good movie! HA
i saw a few minits of ALIEN V. PREDATOR REQUIEM and i like dry heaved for the fiveminits that i watched it. i decided to change the channel when an alien puked its eggs n2 the throat of some preggers lady that was giving birth. o ya it like ate a baby or two. by the way im pretty sure predators are aliens too.....i mean ive never seen one driving a ford into a friggin wendy's drive thru. and theres gonna b another predator movie coming out in like a week. HOW MANY FRIGGIN' PREDATOR MOVIES R THEY GONNA MAKE? i saw one where the predators wer good guys and they helped these human people from the aliens or whatevr. but now they r sending serial killers to predator palace world to rape and kill them! WHAT? didnt they save yur ass like 4 years ago? o yea how the hell r 6 crazy people gonna kill a whole planet of like the scariest things evA! u know what would b the greatest movie ever.......the U.S. government sends freddie, jason, michael myers, chucky, and the SAW guy to that planet and they'd kill the sh*t out of that planet. yea uuhhh please comment and give me james cameron's number please? im gonna be a billionare
song of the day:BILLIONAIRE BY TRAVY MCCOY (FEAT. BRUNO MARS)
i saw a few minits of ALIEN V. PREDATOR REQUIEM and i like dry heaved for the fiveminits that i watched it. i decided to change the channel when an alien puked its eggs n2 the throat of some preggers lady that was giving birth. o ya it like ate a baby or two. by the way im pretty sure predators are aliens too.....i mean ive never seen one driving a ford into a friggin wendy's drive thru. and theres gonna b another predator movie coming out in like a week. HOW MANY FRIGGIN' PREDATOR MOVIES R THEY GONNA MAKE? i saw one where the predators wer good guys and they helped these human people from the aliens or whatevr. but now they r sending serial killers to predator palace world to rape and kill them! WHAT? didnt they save yur ass like 4 years ago? o yea how the hell r 6 crazy people gonna kill a whole planet of like the scariest things evA! u know what would b the greatest movie ever.......the U.S. government sends freddie, jason, michael myers, chucky, and the SAW guy to that planet and they'd kill the sh*t out of that planet. yea uuhhh please comment and give me james cameron's number please? im gonna be a billionare
song of the day:BILLIONAIRE BY TRAVY MCCOY (FEAT. BRUNO MARS)
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