ECLIPSE...
me and ashley went to see Eclipse today and it is like 50 times better then FRIGGEN AVATAR! it deserves like 4 acadamy awards. im on team edward but i have a feeling more people are team jacob. jacob kissed bella and everyone behind us was like "YAAAAAYY! WOOHOO! JACOB!" i heard that and turned around and was thinking "SHUDDUP BUTT OLE!" that little experiance aside....IT WAS AWESOME! dont get me rong id kill someone to look like taylor laughtner *spelling???* but still GO FRIGGIN TEAM EDWARD!
im like "i wanna b a vampire" not like count dracula obviously! but like edward cullen twilight vampire! come on think about it. like to read peoples minds would b awesome. if u threw a party u culd b like "do they really like my party??" and ud now! or c the future. "and the answers to the test r A B A A B D C AND D" id have straight a's. or controll what everybody's mood is! "oooo crap my mom's pissed at me. whatevs i can get her to b nice and forgiving to me. even get her to buy me those lady gaga tickets i want." but the probably the best one would b inflicting pain. "oooo ross and rachell u think im fat dumb and gay o well then! cant do anything 'bout that!!" *THEY FALL TO THE GROUND SCREAMING* "OMG!!??? r u like having an emotionall brakedown or seizure....... what-EVAH suxxzz to b u!"........JK! hahah im evil buuut not that evil (MAYBE) :) o yea cant forget! b extremely attractive like alll the frrriiggging timee. it would b insane. everyone would WANT ME. and if i was ever in the sun id have like diamonds all over me! aren't diamonds a girls best friend? yea i want to b a vampire.
but GOD god the guys muscles in that movie make me want to shoot someone! who needs muscles on their shoulders? taylor laugtner, lautner ,lotner or whatever it is says he ate beef patties all day to look like that.......really "jake"..........if thats what u did id have mucsles 3 times the size of yur FACEEEE! that effin amdominal section hes got going on there does not say he ate cheeseburgers all day. whoever his trainer is...i need that stinking trainer. ive got a depressing gut going on so yea i need to do somthing bout that. god i wish i was robert pattinson.
song of the day! DECODE BY PARAMORE OR HOWEVER U SPELL IT
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
UNI-FOM NO MO
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! i looked it up on the azle isd website and at the dress code section! no mo uni-fom! i can even wear flippy floppies!!!! BUT there r a few unfortunate restrictions:
1.i cant wear my speghetti straps!
2.i cant wear my c throught tshirts!
3.i cant show off my big fat torso!!
4.i have to take ALL my piercings out!
5.i cant wear my ring that has a secret compartment for poison!
6.i cant wear my "make weed legal" tshirt!
7.i have to shave my beard!
8.i cant wear my rollerblades!
9.i have to laser remove that TATTOO of lady gaga off my face!
10.and TO TOP ALL THAT OFF i have to change my hair color from lime green with hot pink highlites back to some stupid naturall hair color!
i guess ill just have to grin and bear it!
2 more days and ill b done with braces....i wish. but ill b half way done with them and my teeth i haveto admit look better. imeen id hope soo! im hopeing ill have them off before highschool!
me and whit whit went to c marmaduke today. it was no toy story 3 but it was pretty funny! but everynowand then it was on the line between funny and RATARDED.
after we had sat down and got comfy my sista decided she wanted a giant pretzle. i sayd "o sry i didnt know u wanted to be morbidly obeese by the time tha movie's over" it was a joke of course! u dont ever make fun of her 'less your wondering what life without thumbs would b like. well i went to the lady and ordered it. she had to f-ing homemake it! make the dough put it n a freaking oven! i was so pissed.
any way me and whitney feel like we saw it twice. there was the most annoying girl behind us that felt it was ok to repeat EVERY LINE IN THE MOVIE OUT LOUD!!!!! then she thought it was ok to sing along with the songs they played when the dogs threw a huge party. yea somehow the dogs could call thier friends and poor chips n a bag
inside i was saying "SHHHHHHHHH! SHHHUSHSH! SHUSSHHAA! SHHHHUUUUSHHHUNNNGAA!" but outside iwas whispering the quietest whisper ever "would u b quiet please?" she was sooo annoying.
song of the day! MY FIRST KISS! BY 3 OH 3!!!!!!!
1.i cant wear my speghetti straps!
2.i cant wear my c throught tshirts!
3.i cant show off my big fat torso!!
4.i have to take ALL my piercings out!
5.i cant wear my ring that has a secret compartment for poison!
6.i cant wear my "make weed legal" tshirt!
7.i have to shave my beard!
8.i cant wear my rollerblades!
9.i have to laser remove that TATTOO of lady gaga off my face!
10.and TO TOP ALL THAT OFF i have to change my hair color from lime green with hot pink highlites back to some stupid naturall hair color!
i guess ill just have to grin and bear it!
2 more days and ill b done with braces....i wish. but ill b half way done with them and my teeth i haveto admit look better. imeen id hope soo! im hopeing ill have them off before highschool!
me and whit whit went to c marmaduke today. it was no toy story 3 but it was pretty funny! but everynowand then it was on the line between funny and RATARDED.
after we had sat down and got comfy my sista decided she wanted a giant pretzle. i sayd "o sry i didnt know u wanted to be morbidly obeese by the time tha movie's over" it was a joke of course! u dont ever make fun of her 'less your wondering what life without thumbs would b like. well i went to the lady and ordered it. she had to f-ing homemake it! make the dough put it n a freaking oven! i was so pissed.
any way me and whitney feel like we saw it twice. there was the most annoying girl behind us that felt it was ok to repeat EVERY LINE IN THE MOVIE OUT LOUD!!!!! then she thought it was ok to sing along with the songs they played when the dogs threw a huge party. yea somehow the dogs could call thier friends and poor chips n a bag
inside i was saying "SHHHHHHHHH! SHHHUSHSH! SHUSSHHAA! SHHHHUUUUSHHHUNNNGAA!" but outside iwas whispering the quietest whisper ever "would u b quiet please?" she was sooo annoying.
song of the day! MY FIRST KISS! BY 3 OH 3!!!!!!!
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
SISTA SISTA
i have a sister. her name is whitney. she is awesome. she is pretty. she's not afraid to stand up for her self (especially against on and off bofreinds!)
:) she has short blonde hair and when she sees someone staring at her we both go "CAAREEEEEPPERRR!"(whit ,i hope u know how i jst said that) her life pholosophy is "life isnt a box of chocolates. its more of a jar of jalepenos. what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow" she works her ass off everyday. she's a country girl. :)
me and kevin went to c toy story3 and it was awesome! we decided to order cheesecake and french fries at the tavern and that came back to bite us n the butt. ill explain that later. after the movie we went to the top of the parking garage. that was soo fun! we started spitting on people's cars and on/around people who couldnt c us from off the building!!
after we came home we watched silent library. an hilarious show on MTV. it was so funny then it took a rong turn down sick street. i wont tell u what it was but ill give u a hint. it had to do with cheetos and a fat guy's body. that cheesecake done jumped up and bit us. kevin jst gagged some and then covered his face. i got up and ran to the sink cuz i felt somthing serious coming up there......FALSE ALARM. thanku jesus becuz i have a phobia of puken. im never eating cheetos again.
went to the orthodontist today. my gms r like really swollen and puffy cuz i dont floss. like no one flosses! i mean c'mon b truthfull. do u like really ever floss after every meal?
anyway the back of my mouth is the most swollen. when they were replacing the rubberbands n the back they were like friggen digging thier knifes n my gumms! WTFG? OBVIOUSLY U HAVE TO HEAR ME SCREAMING AND U C THE THE HOT AIR BALLOON BACK THERE? well i wasnt screaming but my face was red and there was a tear n my right eye. then he says "r u ok" im like "yep im fine yur only digging an ax n my gum, thats all." what the crap, dr shorakalite? of couse im not ok i was shaking! here's the closest comparason i can come up with. it felt like someone took a butcher knife and dug a hole n the back of my gums then some big sweaty guycame and shoved a gun n that hole and shot me but i didnt die. thats the only thing that can even come almost halfway to the pain i felt.
i now hate the dentist. guess what i did to piss them off. went to chick-fil-a ordered chicken nuggets and a large tastey, surgary teeth decaying, wonderfull awesome cold dr pepper. and i tried to get the chicken n my gums 2. take that dental health.
song of the day!!!!!!!!!!! EH EH (NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY) BY LADY GAGA
:) she has short blonde hair and when she sees someone staring at her we both go "CAAREEEEEPPERRR!"(whit ,i hope u know how i jst said that) her life pholosophy is "life isnt a box of chocolates. its more of a jar of jalepenos. what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow" she works her ass off everyday. she's a country girl. :)
me and kevin went to c toy story3 and it was awesome! we decided to order cheesecake and french fries at the tavern and that came back to bite us n the butt. ill explain that later. after the movie we went to the top of the parking garage. that was soo fun! we started spitting on people's cars and on/around people who couldnt c us from off the building!!
after we came home we watched silent library. an hilarious show on MTV. it was so funny then it took a rong turn down sick street. i wont tell u what it was but ill give u a hint. it had to do with cheetos and a fat guy's body. that cheesecake done jumped up and bit us. kevin jst gagged some and then covered his face. i got up and ran to the sink cuz i felt somthing serious coming up there......FALSE ALARM. thanku jesus becuz i have a phobia of puken. im never eating cheetos again.
went to the orthodontist today. my gms r like really swollen and puffy cuz i dont floss. like no one flosses! i mean c'mon b truthfull. do u like really ever floss after every meal?
anyway the back of my mouth is the most swollen. when they were replacing the rubberbands n the back they were like friggen digging thier knifes n my gumms! WTFG? OBVIOUSLY U HAVE TO HEAR ME SCREAMING AND U C THE THE HOT AIR BALLOON BACK THERE? well i wasnt screaming but my face was red and there was a tear n my right eye. then he says "r u ok" im like "yep im fine yur only digging an ax n my gum, thats all." what the crap, dr shorakalite? of couse im not ok i was shaking! here's the closest comparason i can come up with. it felt like someone took a butcher knife and dug a hole n the back of my gums then some big sweaty guycame and shoved a gun n that hole and shot me but i didnt die. thats the only thing that can even come almost halfway to the pain i felt.
i now hate the dentist. guess what i did to piss them off. went to chick-fil-a ordered chicken nuggets and a large tastey, surgary teeth decaying, wonderfull awesome cold dr pepper. and i tried to get the chicken n my gums 2. take that dental health.
song of the day!!!!!!!!!!! EH EH (NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY) BY LADY GAGA
Monday, June 21, 2010
what is "rap" anyway????
uhhh i heard a rap song earlier today......all RAP is is saying what yur doing really fast. look im gonna write a rap right now off the top of my head.
so yo im sitting here eatin' a pear writtin' on my blog thing that a write on ev-er-ee DAY. writtings hard so i get up to go take a piss so i can make my head clear then when im eating my pear i realize DAT all rap is,is someone sayin what der doin in in a reallay fast way and addin some xtera sillaBAllS and makin some sexual prefrences and making fun homoSEXuals! yea,yea,yea,BITCHES!!!!!!! ASS,METH YO,CRACK.......WORDDD!
now imagine a beat,naked girls,it raining money,me sporting a golden "grill" while leaning against a lambrogini and ive got myself a VMA! :)
i think my favorite reality tv star is SNOOKIE!!!!! i want her to b my girl....HAHAAH jk shes cool and everything but ifeel like if i was in the same building as her i would catch like 4 STDS. uknow what that stands for right? STUPIDEST TAN DISEASE. (she has like 9) yea when i fist saw her i was like "WHAT THE CRAP! she has a giant tumor on her head but every guy in the club is making out with her!" i later found out that the tumor on her head......yea that was just her bump it.
ok my mom jst told me to take the trash out to the curb cuz of trash day. well i was out there for like 5 mins and i came back in and she was like "did u take the trash out to the cuuurrb???" iwas like "mmmmm no i jst went out there and stared at the cans and thought hahah screw her im not takin the trash out." godbless that woman. gottaluvher
the ONLY THING i miss about school is having arguments with ms joe jonas and ross and racchell! have i talked about the time i banged racchells head agains the wall. i was tellin this joke to everyone like if i went to a guy and was like "are u gay or a lesbian" and if he said lebian he was straight! get it? haha anywho well i said this to racchell and he was like "*sigh* being gay is a sin and if u ever read the bible ud know that ur sinning right now."
1st reaction: AWWW HEYLL NAW!!
2nd reaction: this homophobic MOFO did not jst say that!
3rd reaction: *turns to friends and mouths "REALLY?"*
4th reaction: AWWWWWWW HEYLLLLL NAAWWW!!!!!!!
5th reaction: SCAREWWW UUU *BANGS RACCHELLS HEAD ON WALL*
jst so u know the amount of force and anger i applyed to it,pictures on the other side of the wall fell to the ground. i have nothing against gay people n fact i think they r awesome. i jst hate it when people talk sh*t about me. well i didnt get n trouble......he did!
the song of the day *drumroll*.......TAKE IT OFF BY KE$HA!!!
so yo im sitting here eatin' a pear writtin' on my blog thing that a write on ev-er-ee DAY. writtings hard so i get up to go take a piss so i can make my head clear then when im eating my pear i realize DAT all rap is,is someone sayin what der doin in in a reallay fast way and addin some xtera sillaBAllS and makin some sexual prefrences and making fun homoSEXuals! yea,yea,yea,BITCHES!!!!!!! ASS,METH YO,CRACK.......WORDDD!
now imagine a beat,naked girls,it raining money,me sporting a golden "grill" while leaning against a lambrogini and ive got myself a VMA! :)
i think my favorite reality tv star is SNOOKIE!!!!! i want her to b my girl....HAHAAH jk shes cool and everything but ifeel like if i was in the same building as her i would catch like 4 STDS. uknow what that stands for right? STUPIDEST TAN DISEASE. (she has like 9) yea when i fist saw her i was like "WHAT THE CRAP! she has a giant tumor on her head but every guy in the club is making out with her!" i later found out that the tumor on her head......yea that was just her bump it.
ok my mom jst told me to take the trash out to the curb cuz of trash day. well i was out there for like 5 mins and i came back in and she was like "did u take the trash out to the cuuurrb???" iwas like "mmmmm no i jst went out there and stared at the cans and thought hahah screw her im not takin the trash out." godbless that woman. gottaluvher
the ONLY THING i miss about school is having arguments with ms joe jonas and ross and racchell! have i talked about the time i banged racchells head agains the wall. i was tellin this joke to everyone like if i went to a guy and was like "are u gay or a lesbian" and if he said lebian he was straight! get it? haha anywho well i said this to racchell and he was like "*sigh* being gay is a sin and if u ever read the bible ud know that ur sinning right now."
1st reaction: AWWW HEYLL NAW!!
2nd reaction: this homophobic MOFO did not jst say that!
3rd reaction: *turns to friends and mouths "REALLY?"*
4th reaction: AWWWWWWW HEYLLLLL NAAWWW!!!!!!!
5th reaction: SCAREWWW UUU *BANGS RACCHELLS HEAD ON WALL*
jst so u know the amount of force and anger i applyed to it,pictures on the other side of the wall fell to the ground. i have nothing against gay people n fact i think they r awesome. i jst hate it when people talk sh*t about me. well i didnt get n trouble......he did!
the song of the day *drumroll*.......TAKE IT OFF BY KE$HA!!!
Sunday, June 20, 2010
song of the day
ok so i ment to mention this b4 but i 4got!! any way im starting SONG OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!! today's song of the day is of course...................................................CAL-I-FOR-NIA GURLS!!!!!!
BY KATY PERRY :)
BY KATY PERRY :)
crazy crack party blog update!!!!!!
sry my last update was soooo longggg!!!!!! i had alot to say! hahahah that wont ever happen again!! (mayb) haah yea that last one looked like i was at a hardcore crack party or something! hahaah:)
so i have alittle more to say about katy perry. well she was on the mmva's (the much music video awards) jst now and katy decided to perfom CALIFORNIA GURLS! dont get me wrong i like her its jst that well its fun to make fun of her! hahahh well she went up on the stage fricken shootin the beave
her: *pyew pyew pyew pyew pyew*
me: OW OW! katy! OW that stings!
hahahah so yea ikew where this was going! of course she was upthere like humping some cotton candy and some gingerbread!...she had huge lollipops on her BEEWWBBSS! she then goes on to rip them off and there was this like pink frosting covering her "u know whats"! she then proceeds to lick them *SH#TS PANTS LAUGHING* HAHAHAHAH!!! REALLY? HAHA that was sooo funny! i paused it right then and there because i laughed so hard i puked up my tuna sammich! then i went to the computer to tell yall! jst thought u should know how ridik katy perry is!
lez c what else do i want to write about.....writings hard .....*sighs*.........................................*pulls face off then bangs head on wall*....................................yeaaa...
at my new house n azle we have a slot machine! so yea i spent the whole time ther today on that thing! so yea when i turn 21 i might b a gambling addict! when me and my freinds r of age we r going to party harder then ke$ha!!!! thats really hard. imeen have u seen her music video??! she wakes up n a bath tub with like vomit all up n her hair! and she feels like p diddy!well anywayy we may not even wait to b legal mayb even when we r like 18. haaha u should c our txt messages if a therapist saw them they would force us to go to a.a meetings...me and kevin have decided that at some point n our lives we want to b n the same predicament as the people on the hangover! mike tyson punches me n the face....kevin unknowingly marrys a hooker...we find a baby n the closet that doesnt blong to us and were thinking "what the hell hapend last night?"i puke n side a closet and is like "IM NEVER DRINKING AGAINNNN......WELL NOT REALLY BUT U KNOW WHAT IMEEN.....ER UHH WELL WE BOTH KNOW MY LIFESTYLE ISNT REALLY GONNA CHANGE!" :) u know all that good stuff!!
hahah one time i texted kevin and umm here is that conversation
me: watupmy brother??
kevin: im at a partyyyy!!
me: im at fricken blockbuster luckyu! be sure to get drunk for me haha jk damn thats tru freindship!
kevin: hah iwill!!
damn that really is true freindship! sry kevin for telling people 1 of our txt conversations hahahah he doesnt care!
so yea basically this update is about ruining our lifes with the power of alohol........................that sounds really fun!!!!! hahah
so i have alittle more to say about katy perry. well she was on the mmva's (the much music video awards) jst now and katy decided to perfom CALIFORNIA GURLS! dont get me wrong i like her its jst that well its fun to make fun of her! hahahh well she went up on the stage fricken shootin the beave
her: *pyew pyew pyew pyew pyew*
me: OW OW! katy! OW that stings!
hahahah so yea ikew where this was going! of course she was upthere like humping some cotton candy and some gingerbread!...she had huge lollipops on her BEEWWBBSS! she then goes on to rip them off and there was this like pink frosting covering her "u know whats"! she then proceeds to lick them *SH#TS PANTS LAUGHING* HAHAHAHAH!!! REALLY? HAHA that was sooo funny! i paused it right then and there because i laughed so hard i puked up my tuna sammich! then i went to the computer to tell yall! jst thought u should know how ridik katy perry is!
lez c what else do i want to write about.....writings hard .....*sighs*.........................................*pulls face off then bangs head on wall*....................................yeaaa...
at my new house n azle we have a slot machine! so yea i spent the whole time ther today on that thing! so yea when i turn 21 i might b a gambling addict! when me and my freinds r of age we r going to party harder then ke$ha!!!! thats really hard. imeen have u seen her music video??! she wakes up n a bath tub with like vomit all up n her hair! and she feels like p diddy!well anywayy we may not even wait to b legal mayb even when we r like 18. haaha u should c our txt messages if a therapist saw them they would force us to go to a.a meetings...me and kevin have decided that at some point n our lives we want to b n the same predicament as the people on the hangover! mike tyson punches me n the face....kevin unknowingly marrys a hooker...we find a baby n the closet that doesnt blong to us and were thinking "what the hell hapend last night?"i puke n side a closet and is like "IM NEVER DRINKING AGAINNNN......WELL NOT REALLY BUT U KNOW WHAT IMEEN.....ER UHH WELL WE BOTH KNOW MY LIFESTYLE ISNT REALLY GONNA CHANGE!" :) u know all that good stuff!!
hahah one time i texted kevin and umm here is that conversation
me: watupmy brother??
kevin: im at a partyyyy!!
me: im at fricken blockbuster luckyu! be sure to get drunk for me haha jk damn thats tru freindship!
kevin: hah iwill!!
damn that really is true freindship! sry kevin for telling people 1 of our txt conversations hahahah he doesnt care!
so yea basically this update is about ruining our lifes with the power of alohol........................that sounds really fun!!!!! hahah
Saturday, June 19, 2010
THE SK PALACE!
soooo me and my sister whitney went to smoothy king, or as i like to call it the sj palace. i went in to get her smoothy and the girl who worked there sounded like napolean dynomite and i think the girl tried to sell me drugs....
Girl: *sighs* whats yur order?
Me: one angel food please.
Girl: *sighs* what sizzzzzzze
Me: small please.
Girl: *sighs* do u want an enhancer in that?
Me: what?
Girl: *siggggghhhhsss* an enhancer...
Me: Uuuuummmmmmm....im sry...WHAT?
Girl: *SIGHS!!!* AN ENHANCER!! it helps give u energy, keeps u skinny and helps u get out of bed!
i thought "did she jst offer me meth?"... i decided to stay above the influence and sayed no. i think ill stick with belvadere and carona..........and wait help me get out of bed? its 2:00 pm!! even if it was 7 am i would have to already b out of bed to b there! people r idiots. not me or the people reading this jst the others.
u know katty perry right? u know "i kissed a girl and i liked it!!!" yea her. she was like facetweeting or whatever about how she didnt like lady gagas music video for alejandro. she said "using blasphomy n a music video is as cheap as a comedian using a fart joke" DONT F*CK WITH GAGA! i love lady gaga! if lady gaga showed up at my door id kiss her on the mouth for like 20 seconds with tounge haahah jst kidding but still! katy had whip creame coming out of her tits n a music video..........really... and shes calling lady gaga cheap!!!!?!?! katys music video had nothing to do with california gurls. she was walking through candyland humping candy canes..... enough said. hey katy....*FART*
Did u know jay-z's last name is really Z? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER VILLAIN! imeen that in a good way! so if beyonce wasnt famous her name would b "beyonce Z" THAT WOULD B AWKWARD "hi my name is sherry stien." "o high! my name is beyonce z" that sounds weird. back to jay z...ifeel like he is gonna shoot me someday!he looks pissed all the time. like could u imagine him being constipated..ill give u some time......................................see nothing he cant always have that face! but he does....... im seriously scared hes gonna shoot me someday!!!
i hate public restrooms. everything is WETTTT. I dont meen damp i meen soaking there are like puddles everyware! to get to the stall is like crossing the frickin amazon! the ceiling is dripping the sinks r cloged and the counter are wet EVERYTHING IS WET! and it always smells...xcuse me wile i puke for a moment.... especially at school! im so self conciuos i wont take a dump n there if thers any1 else n the restroom. and these toiletseats *bangs head on wall* are people that high on crack that they cant keep still on the crapper!? and once uv delt with that there is never a lock on the door! is there a serial lock stealing spree in tx or somthin! and if im craping and some one walks n i put m legs up so they wont c me. one time some perv looked over the stall! OVER! really?? and then i have to sit and read this irrogant buull crap on the stall wall like "DAMNJEWS" and "STUPID BLACKS" and "WHITEBITCHDEVILS" and its not written with a sharpie its carved! o also some times ull c this "KAREN <3 DRAKE" yea i didnt need to now that but thanks anyway!
Girl: *sighs* whats yur order?
Me: one angel food please.
Girl: *sighs* what sizzzzzzze
Me: small please.
Girl: *sighs* do u want an enhancer in that?
Me: what?
Girl: *siggggghhhhsss* an enhancer...
Me: Uuuuummmmmmm....im sry...WHAT?
Girl: *SIGHS!!!* AN ENHANCER!! it helps give u energy, keeps u skinny and helps u get out of bed!
i thought "did she jst offer me meth?"... i decided to stay above the influence and sayed no. i think ill stick with belvadere and carona..........and wait help me get out of bed? its 2:00 pm!! even if it was 7 am i would have to already b out of bed to b there! people r idiots. not me or the people reading this jst the others.
u know katty perry right? u know "i kissed a girl and i liked it!!!" yea her. she was like facetweeting or whatever about how she didnt like lady gagas music video for alejandro. she said "using blasphomy n a music video is as cheap as a comedian using a fart joke" DONT F*CK WITH GAGA! i love lady gaga! if lady gaga showed up at my door id kiss her on the mouth for like 20 seconds with tounge haahah jst kidding but still! katy had whip creame coming out of her tits n a music video..........really... and shes calling lady gaga cheap!!!!?!?! katys music video had nothing to do with california gurls. she was walking through candyland humping candy canes..... enough said. hey katy....*FART*
Did u know jay-z's last name is really Z? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER VILLAIN! imeen that in a good way! so if beyonce wasnt famous her name would b "beyonce Z" THAT WOULD B AWKWARD "hi my name is sherry stien." "o high! my name is beyonce z" that sounds weird. back to jay z...ifeel like he is gonna shoot me someday!he looks pissed all the time. like could u imagine him being constipated..ill give u some time......................................see nothing he cant always have that face! but he does....... im seriously scared hes gonna shoot me someday!!!
i hate public restrooms. everything is WETTTT. I dont meen damp i meen soaking there are like puddles everyware! to get to the stall is like crossing the frickin amazon! the ceiling is dripping the sinks r cloged and the counter are wet EVERYTHING IS WET! and it always smells...xcuse me wile i puke for a moment.... especially at school! im so self conciuos i wont take a dump n there if thers any1 else n the restroom. and these toiletseats *bangs head on wall* are people that high on crack that they cant keep still on the crapper!? and once uv delt with that there is never a lock on the door! is there a serial lock stealing spree in tx or somthin! and if im craping and some one walks n i put m legs up so they wont c me. one time some perv looked over the stall! OVER! really?? and then i have to sit and read this irrogant buull crap on the stall wall like "DAMNJEWS" and "STUPID BLACKS" and "WHITEBITCHDEVILS" and its not written with a sharpie its carved! o also some times ull c this "KAREN <3 DRAKE" yea i didnt need to now that but thanks anyway!
Thursday, June 17, 2010
sry i havent updated in a while!!!
sry i havent been on top of updating lately!!!!!! yea ive been busy having fun in the sun!i used to have the skin color of edward but now im almost back to jacob color!! hahahah TEAM EDWARD! WHOOPWHOOP!!:)
i recently went to 6flags!!! it was awesome! like no one was there and it was insane!! i went with some of the best people ever! kevin rachel liz ashley and marymargaret!!! we went on the titan like 8 times!!
well there was this little d-bag of a kid there in front of us in line and of course he was messing with me! he was so full of shenanagins. nxt time i see him i'll b like "whats up SHENANAGINS!!!?!?!?" he was trying to b like black or whatever. and he had the nerve to make fun of me when he had an earing in the gay ear okay!plus he was like 10! then he was like "do u have a problem with me?" i was like "jst stop talking to me." i almost said "uuhh yea and if u keep messing with me my brother kevin over here can put u n a come for the nxt 8 and 1/2 months! yea he is a black belt n like 8 diffrent types of KA-RA-TE!! ANDD HES LIKE 4FT TALLER THEN U SO SHUT THE F UP SHENANAGINS! kevin was suprised i didnt say somthing like that! and so am i..... imeen wasnt gonna get hurt. if u havent met kevin he is like 6 foot2 and his hands culd tare mike tyson's face off. in other words im pissed i didnt say sumthing to this a-holllleeeeee!
i dont like gtting fast food with my dad for a few reasons and here they are:
1. he hates drive thrus!!!!!!! he like yells into the thing "I WANT 8 WHOOOOOOPPPPPPEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!3 LARRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"
2.he never wamts to order drinks! hes always like "we have drinks at home." and im like "uuuuuhhhh IT DOESNT FREAKING TASTE THE SAMEEEEEEE!"
3.if we got to like chickfila and i want chicken nuggets he'll go "i need the 12 pack of chicken MCNUGGETSSSSSSSSS!!" i tell him they arent mcnuggets when we rnt at mcdonalds and hes like "I didnt say that."
4 if we go inside he always questions the price "$12???? R U SUREE!" he questions their intelagence!!
have u ever noticed how some girls if they r like in a bad relashonship (i call those relations**ts)... they will find the stupidest xcuses not to break up with the guy?
EX. "kelly come on jst dump him he is a total dick wad,imeen look u have a shiner on yur i!
*crying* "sharon its not that easy!!!!!!!"
"Y?"
"my cd's r n his truck!!"
hahahahaahahahah
im gonna strt the blog up again! sry i hope we can still wipe perez hilton off the face of the earth!
i recently went to 6flags!!! it was awesome! like no one was there and it was insane!! i went with some of the best people ever! kevin rachel liz ashley and marymargaret!!! we went on the titan like 8 times!!
well there was this little d-bag of a kid there in front of us in line and of course he was messing with me! he was so full of shenanagins. nxt time i see him i'll b like "whats up SHENANAGINS!!!?!?!?" he was trying to b like black or whatever. and he had the nerve to make fun of me when he had an earing in the gay ear okay!plus he was like 10! then he was like "do u have a problem with me?" i was like "jst stop talking to me." i almost said "uuhh yea and if u keep messing with me my brother kevin over here can put u n a come for the nxt 8 and 1/2 months! yea he is a black belt n like 8 diffrent types of KA-RA-TE!! ANDD HES LIKE 4FT TALLER THEN U SO SHUT THE F UP SHENANAGINS! kevin was suprised i didnt say somthing like that! and so am i..... imeen wasnt gonna get hurt. if u havent met kevin he is like 6 foot2 and his hands culd tare mike tyson's face off. in other words im pissed i didnt say sumthing to this a-holllleeeeee!
i dont like gtting fast food with my dad for a few reasons and here they are:
1. he hates drive thrus!!!!!!! he like yells into the thing "I WANT 8 WHOOOOOOPPPPPPEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!3 LARRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"
2.he never wamts to order drinks! hes always like "we have drinks at home." and im like "uuuuuhhhh IT DOESNT FREAKING TASTE THE SAMEEEEEEE!"
3.if we got to like chickfila and i want chicken nuggets he'll go "i need the 12 pack of chicken MCNUGGETSSSSSSSSS!!" i tell him they arent mcnuggets when we rnt at mcdonalds and hes like "I didnt say that."
4 if we go inside he always questions the price "$12???? R U SUREE!" he questions their intelagence!!
have u ever noticed how some girls if they r like in a bad relashonship (i call those relations**ts)... they will find the stupidest xcuses not to break up with the guy?
EX. "kelly come on jst dump him he is a total dick wad,imeen look u have a shiner on yur i!
*crying* "sharon its not that easy!!!!!!!"
"Y?"
"my cd's r n his truck!!"
hahahahaahahahah
im gonna strt the blog up again! sry i hope we can still wipe perez hilton off the face of the earth!
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