It's people like this that make the devil happy.

This guy seriously needs a reality check. There's a point in the video where I just got embarrassed for him.

Then I just got annoyed and left the computer



So. Flippin'. Jealous.

Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.

Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, or pubic hair, (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes)

Women also do not menstruate, but are still fertile.
So basically they’re perfect people. 

Upon further research
The “symptoms” of those who have Alexandria’s genesis are shimmering, white skin that resists tanning or burning; no body hair other than that which they are born with; purple-colored eyes; a slowing down and even stopping of the aging process; a life span of up to 170 years; their bodies produce little or no waste; their bodies are well-developed; their immune systems are incredibly strong, and resist every disease known to man; they have perfect vision; and they never gain weight. In other words, they’re really “super-human”.

          I'M JEALOUS.
          If I saw somebody like this in real ife I'd just be like

       

I lied.

Well, I lied.
I said I was going to post yesterday, and I didn't.
Sorry.

Anyhow, what up with me?
Oh, nothing. I just got my self a computer.
That's all.
A COMPUTER.
I'm lovin' it.
It's not a MacBook, or even a laptop, but it's my computer and I love it.

I have my own iTunes account and I saw a play list that said "Top 25 Most Played.
I clicked it, and apparently the awesome song that is "Not Ready To Make Nice"  by The Dixie Chicks, is my favorite .
I'm not surprised because that really is like my favorite song.

Here are my most played songs!

25: Paparazzi, by Lady Gaga
24: Cosmic Love, by Florence + The Machine
23: Because of You, by Kelly Clarkson
22: Sober, by P!nk
21: Alejandro, by Lady Gaga
20: Your Love is my Drug, by Ke$ha
19: Cowboy Take Me Away
18: Halo, by Beyonce
17: Tik Tok, by Ke$ha
16: Coming Home, by Gwenyth Paltrow
15: Tear Drops on my Guitar, by Taylor Swift
14: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves, by Cher
13: Bad Romance, by Lady Gaga
12: Rolling in the Deep, By ADELE
11: Poker Face, by Lady Gaga
10: Complicated, by Avril Lavigne
9: Goodbye Earl, by the Dixie Chicks
8: Big Girls Don't Cry (Personal), by Fergie
7: Telephone, by Lady Gaga Feat. Beyonce
6: Easy Silence, by the Dixie Chicks
5: Someone Like You, by ADELE
4: If I Could Turn Back Time, by Cher
3: Airplanes, by B.o.B Feat. Hayley Williams
2: Jar of Hearts, by Christina Perri
1: Not Ready to Make Nice, by the Dixie Chicks

Not Ready to Make Nice was played 771 times.
Holy Shnikees.

Well, congradulations, Dixie Chick, you are not only my favorite band, but also, the singer of my favorite song. Be proud. This is a very great honor. Now hurry the awesomeness up, make a new album and go on tour. I'd die to see you perform live. Want to perform at my birthday party.

Cutest. Video. Ever.

Inspirational Words of Wisdom

FUN. FUN. THINK ABOUT FUN.

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!

- Rebecca Black

That's nice.



This is going to be Charlie Sheen in 2 years.





Is this really happening?

It can't be.
Is this true?
Oh my God.

Yes my children, it has arrived, the closest thing Heaven: Summer Break
This must be what it was like for the Jews once they found out how much the Halla Costs.

I haven't ever been this happy before.
Neither has anyone at my school. People around here are jus tso elated to get the Hell out of dodge.
Except for the idiots who have summer school.
How do you get summer school? I mean seriously?
Once you see that you have a 52 in math, you get your shit together.
You don't just give up and fail.
You bribe and sex your way up to a passing grade.

I'm currently in computer class.
For some reason the princible feels that he has to mess with us one more time, so he jacked up the bell schedule, in an a attempt to drive us crazy with mind games that are on par with the likes of Jigsaw from Saw, and my personal favorite Ghostface from Scream.

I went golfing yesturday.
Correction: My dad went golfing, and I drove around in the golf cart like the fatty that I am.

This is what me and my dad looked like in that golf cart:

Al. Most. Done.

That's what she said.

SO school is almost over with, until August.
Then it starts all over again.
Meh.

\We have 1 and a half days left.
I'm typing this at school, that's why there's that retarded half in there.
Well we've had finals for the past two days and we even have them on THE LAST DAY of school.
It's so retarded.

You know what day most school years end on?
Friday?
Does our school get to be normal?
Of course not.
Because the Azle Independent School District is fucked up.

I'm probably going to yelled at by my parents for added that specific word above.

Well, I got stabbed by Forrest Gump yesterday.
Yeah, the one that sounds like a billy goat and eats paper.
Me and my friends had free time in class, and we were just going around to random people and pinching them, just to see their reaction.
I was offered a bag of chips to pinch Forrest, and I didn't want to pass that offer up.
I love chips.

So I went over to where Forrest was sitting, sneaked behind him and before I even got in a full pinch, he turned around, looked at me with a look on his eyes that resembled Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

After I received my death glare from Hitler, he promptly stabbed me.
Hard.
With a sharpened pencil.
He had to re-sharpen it afterwords.

I only have one sentance in response:
My friend owes me 2 bags of chips.

Yearbook

A few days ago our school gave us the yearbooks we paid for way back in December. When I got it, I was surprised on how simple they were.
I, i.e. my mother, paid upwards of $60 for these things.
I was expecting it to shit out tacos , but when I realized that, in fact, there wouldn't be no free tacos.
I was outraged.

We've spent the past week saying our good-byes and writing big long *insert gross joke here* notes in them.
I, being so out spoken, was surprised to find that when my friends asked me to sign their yearbook that I was stumped for something to write.
I managed to pull this gold one out of my ass
"Have an amahzing summer.
- Mark B. Goodnight"
Clearly I had a lot to say.

Then came Al Pachino with his yearbook.
We were in advisory and he went to get someone who was near me and my group of friends to sign it. He left to go to the restroom.
That's when Jordan said "We are going to sign that book." I was trying to keep my cool, in order to seem like a well seasoned comedian.
I was opening the book and about to sign it when Al Pachino walked in. He ran over to me and was trying to rip the book out of my hands.

This is when I lost my shit.
I busted out laughing.
I though I was going to pass out.
After he pryed the book from my hands, he said some bad words.
I had some choice words for him and I was going to let them out.

Me - "Listen you little vampire fuck-face, I don't appreciate you being so rude. I am just a boy from Fort Worth who's trying to make peace with another kid. I was going to write positive things, but clearly now I realize that you have no qualms with treating me like shit. So now I'm just going to voice my opinion."

Al Pachino - "What ever, asshole."

Kayleigh - "You are a terrible person."

Me - "That is exactly what I was thinking."

Al Pachino - "I can't believe you're treating me like this when I spent 2 years in a boys camp. That was two years away from my family."

Me - "That is because you PEED on someone. That is unforgivable."

This is true. He took the liberty of telling my entire history class about this.
Apparently, he unzipped his pants, whipped it out, and promptly peed all over some
poor girl.
He did spend 2 years at a boys camp, and the asshole takes it upon himself to use this when he's in verbal altercations with people, and especially with me.
But I'm never too shy to call bullshit on this guy, even in front of teachers.

This fight went on for some time and then after the argument ended, he decided that sitting there for the next ten minutes was necessary.
For a second I thought he was going to start crying like a little bitch.
But unfortunately, he managed to get it together.

I looked over to my left, where Britney was sitting.
She didn't look too excited.
In fact, she looked like Debbie Downer.

I didn't know who she was angry at; me or Al Pachino
We were being quite mean, but he deserved it. I mean it's not like she's the nicest person to him.
He is awful.
As it turned out I had nothing to worry about.
She wasn't angry at me.
I don't know why she would've been angry. She hated him.

This school year has been freaking irritating.
I'm glad that the last day of school is on Monday.
Spending any more time at this school would to drive me to drink.