AMANDA SHEERER:)

Amanda is 1 of my BEST BESTEST FRIENDS EVER! she's a FAT lard named Trey ahahahah! she has blackishbrownish hair. she is now an 8th grader. she has SAWEET diddly snappin moves. if she ever brakes up with her boyfriend she says im her rebound. :) ilove her like shes my sister. if i died shed come to my funrel and i give her permission to change my facebook status to "dead".shes is awsome.

holy shit its summer vacation.do u wanna know what time i woke up??? u dont wanna know cause yull b jelous. life n the summer is good. no more ms brady (that was joe jonas) no more Hayden and jonah (that was ross and raccell) yea they were some of the most horribble people or somthing like that.

i cant wait to be tan again its gonna b awsome i need these 3 months to hang out with my friends. im xcited to sleep n evry day. it will b EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u know Suri Cruise tom cruises daughter. well she is rediculous. she has everything. she goes shoe shopping and clothes shopping at versache and forever 21 and sac's 5th. and shes only like 4. u know what i was doing when i was 4.............. out n my back yarrd bpeeing on a tree while sitting in the mud wondering how that thomas the tank cliffhanger was gona turn out "is tom gona fall off the cliff or will jesse come and save the day?!" i get that shes hollywood royalty and everything but seriously she suri needs to tone down a few notches on the spoiled meter.

im really gonna miss all my friends at school. i love them soo fricken much. we will b friends forever and ever. to the moon and back. we r all gonna b n the same nursing home singing the pants on the ground song 2gether. and when 1 of us dies we will throw the bestest funrel 4 eachother no joke!!!!!!!!

VIDEO OF THE DAY! THIS IS REALLY FUNNY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZBbtk47vZw&feature=related

sry about the blog being so short my brain is on the fritz today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SRY

Whitney Poe:)

whitney Poe is soooooo cool!! she likes gymnastics, she remembers where she was when MJ died, and hates the JoBros!!! she loves justin bieber and wishes ALL of her friends lived on the same street as her. if she gets bored in class she goes to the restroom to get away of the bordy board boardomness! she gets creeped out when the old guy from the 6 flags comercial tells her "come and ride my rollercoaster." shes in the 8th grade and soon a freshman in highschoooolll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sooooo we went bowling today on a field trip and it was really fuunnn! i got arranged into a good group but a teacher made me go from a great group. to a group that might as well been a piece of elephant shadoobee. it was mee Ross&Racchelll,ADHD, and another kid........... went from awsome group ->nice group ->good group ->ELEPHANT SHADOOBEE. butt i still had tons of fun!!
i hardly tried...bowled a 30....yea i hanged with my reall freinds that were n the lane nxt to us. there was music baring and me and my friends were dancing and singing along to them (BABYBABYBABY NOOOOOOO) yea my throat hurts from yelling and singing. Ms.joe jonas was trying to dance and i was laughing really hard.
well im xcited to turn 21 and b able to drink and go to like a club or somthing w/ my friends.

these people r so funny. they do a "vlog" everyday and r awsome! its so great and u need to watch it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHCLR6zcR94

also this is really funny too. so u have to watch it!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi7KKHWnVzs.....also this one..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QZpAoUC_fg&feature=related

tomorrow is 1/2 day of school & the last day till SUMMA VAY K!!!!!!!!!!! im done with this year. the teachers Ross&Racchell. that was horrible. but i probably made some of the best friends i will ever have. i love them so much and i will miss them really baddddddd. i love them and we r gonna b bffs 4 eva!

Larkin Rich:)

this gurrrrll is awsome. her fav colors r green blue and purrrrple. her fav songs r yur love is my drug air planes and OMG. she likes titanic and harry potter. her fav book is holes. she loves soft ball and her fav singer is rachel fom GLEEEE!!!!!!!! her fav shows r glee the middle private practice and kate+8. she loves her best friends. she wonders daily when phineas and ferb go back to school. sometimes she feels like throwing a brick at some one. shes crazy but shes my friend so if u call her crazy your legs r gonna b torn off :)

soryy i havent updated n awile ive been a lil crazybusy with moving and finals. i miss those days when the last week of school was filled with partys every day not finals. buuutttt its free dress day 2morrow and we r bowling most of the time. AWSOMMEEEEEE 1 1/2 DAYS LEFT OF SCHOOL

r u there god..... its me mark the wierd kid u made........ thanks for making this thing called summer vacation. thanks for the allnighters,barefeet,tanning,bestfriends,flipflops,sleeping n, the beach and taking away that devel made thing called school for 3 months a year. and thanks for filling the other 9months of school with the brakes n btween and the best friends, the good teachers like ms henning, thanks for the fun arguments with the evil teachers..............thankyou

AMEN.

i luv sydney speer. she got n a certain arguement with a certain teacher at a certain school. to c what im talking about go to feistyoungadult.blogspot.com idont usually advertise the competition so im seriously serious rite now when i say its awsome.

rant of the day:LOST
REALLY LOST......this show has been confusing me since 2nd grade andd theres 20 mins left of the finale.......im really not liking it. its way too happyending original crappy stuff. this show finnaly chooses to b predictable.......NOW.... really??????????????? IM PISSED. it chooses now to stop bing confusing? i think what used to happen was the writters would all sitt n a room take turns smoking a joint and drinking chough syrup.really they choose now to go to rehab!! thats what i liked about this show the fact that they were origonal. that the only way we could've guessed what was gonna happen is if u were tripping balls. im dissapointed n this show. buuuttt theres like 10 minitesd left of the show so maybe the writers will fall of the wagon


PEACE AROUND THE WORLD FOR GENERATIONS!
LESS THAN 3..... LESS THAN 3....<3 :)

betsybell:)

Betsyyyyy iss 1 of my best friends. she has blodisshhh hair. her fav tv show is trauma life n the ER. (its realllpeoples). she likes the colors blue orange&gray. she likes ke$ha Lady GaGa, and usher!!!!! her favrite song is OMG BY USHER!!. She likes the bad news bears and her fav hobby is playin softball. she doesnt read.she used to think tweetybird as a girl......she was wrong. sometimes she laughes so hard she cant breath and so its not so pleasent anymore. when shes upset she answers everything with 1 word sentances. when she laughs its at the most inapropriate times so that makes every 1 else laugh. BETSY'S MY BESTY

CAN U FEEL THAT OZONE BURNING FUNNY HOW THE WORLD KEEPS TURNIN!!!!!!!-Toby Kieth

ok we played dodgeball in gym today and it was really fun. uuunnntiiillll this kid we will call him ADHD. ADHD got Hit n the face with a lil tiny squishy soft tiny ball. he lost it. he was yelling "AWWWW SH*T F***K GOD D**N IT WHATS RING WITH HIM!!!!"...........REALLY.........GROW A PAIR, i aske dhim what was rong and he starts cussing me out and heres how THAT conversation went-
me "uuhhhhh u need to grow apair."
ADHD " YUR AN ASS"
me"please cry somemore"
ADHD "yur an asshole"
me "thanku that makes mee feel awsome!!"
ADHD"yur retarded"
me"im blushing stopittt!!"
ross and rachell" mark ull cry on the last episode of 'Oprah'"
me "yea i will!now go screw"

AND A LIL BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED COLD BEER ONA FRIDAYNIGHT!!!-ZacBrownBand

I rented "this is it" u know that michael jackson movie and its pretty good. i love MJ but he couldnt sing as good as he did n the 80's and 90's he was a great singer butt he was like really tired the whole time it seemes like. like exhausted. like he was gonna faint. have u seen his kids. well he claimes thier his but im sry those kidds are whity whitymcgee and whitey whiterson. there is no way in hell those r his kidss. i want to believe they r but its hard to. and that poor kid "BLANKET" ......really michael...... u named him blanket. why doesnt some1 rename him???? lufa,couch, throwpillow somthing like that. anything but blanket. and get that boy a fricken haircut. have u seen him. he looks like chewbakka.

CUS ITS A THRILLER, THRILLER NIIIIGHHTTT!!- THE KING OF POP MJ

uknow my teacher "Joe Jonas" well forsome reason she had a bow n her hair 2day. well she looked like minnie mouse got wasted and got bad plastic surgery. her hair looks like its a weird combo of red blonde and brown. it could b pretty if she didnt put 8 gallons of hair gell n it. she makes us hug her every friday b4 we leave. ometime i got a scratch on my face. it stung too. its like theirs cactus n her hair. and she wares this abnormal amount of vanilla perfume that smells horrible. she could tone it down some. im syaing this not to insult her though im not mean im jst very real and upfront with people.

ANNIE R U OK R U OK ANNIE !!!-THE KING OF POP MICHAEL JACKSON

rachel constien:)

she is supa fly! she es muy single. shes in the 8th grade shes a blond ad thinks running into a barn is a Good thing. shes christian!!!!!! is repulican so in other words she hates waking up in the morning and barrackobama is president. she likes just wright and BABYCARLOS FROM THE HANGOVER she says she likes someones makuup but then syas "JK.... U LOOK LIKE U GOT GANGBANGED BY A CRAYOLA MARKER." And she cant make my bed rock because its temperpedic.

"IM SAFE UP HIGH NOTHING CAN TOUCH ME!!!! WHY DO I FEEL THIS GOOD SOBEERRR!!!"-P!nk

did u know jstin biebers voice is changing! seriously.... he cant sing that song baby"BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOOOOOO" highpart anymore. he says "im going through puberty like anyother boy! my voice is cracking but itll stop." im sure the "jonasbrothers" are pissing happiness. and uuuh justin your 16 thtas alil late for puberty right? personaly i think hes awsome and if he showed up at my door right now id sh*t my pants. sooooo yea he needs to get on top of this.because i dont want those purity ring wering cattipilar eyed butthole jonas brothers to come back from the teen pop sensation gravyard! they suck . they need to not be selfish. they could have ANY GIRL THEY WANT AND THEY RNT TAKING THAT TO THEIR ADVANTAGE! the moment i turn 21 im goiung to vegas and getting wasted and marrying the first HOTT girl i c ok. so they need to jst quit being so retarded and go away! JUSTIN WE NEED YOU.

"JUST DONT GIVE UP IM WORKING IT OUT PLEASE DONT GIVE IN IM WORKING IT OUT!"-Adam Lambert

LIZ!!!!!!!:)

Liz is really cool! She has brown hair and is in the 8th gradddeee! she like horse riding,and soccor. she says "YEESSSS!" when she walks into class and sees a substitute. she remembers where she was when she heard Michael Jackson died. she likes the Office and SABES QUE SHE LIKES GEORGE LOPEZ!!!!! SHE OWNS HER PONYTAIL,SHE WORKS THAT UPDO! she lkkes BABYMAMA!, and lilmiss sunshine.she is addicted to oxicotton and likes getting in fights with teachers!

"I CANT BE TAMED...ICANT BE TAMED.....I CANT BE BLAMED...I CANT BE SHAMED!"-Miley Cyrus

yeasturday during reading time she asked another student if their i is ok cus it was reallyyyy red. (isnt she so niceee!:D) well our teacher (lets call her Joe Jonas) well joe saw liz during her question to the other student and flipped out. she went bonkers. she went crazy. she went loco. she went fou. miss. jonas screamed " WHAT R U DOING WHY R U TALKING DO U NOT HAVE YUR AR GOAL SO YUR TAKING EVERY1 DOWN WITH U WHATS YUR PROBLEM!!!" Liz " i asked -- what was rong with his eye cus its really red" joe " WHATS RONG WITH U IS THERE ANY1 ELSE U WANT TO DISRUPT" Well me and sydney were like mouthing "memememememeememeemememeemeemme" and so me sydney and josh had diareahh shooting out our asssssssfault cause we were laughing too hard!! whats rong with joe. did her imaginary boyfriend breakup with her like seriously what was hjer problem? is she mentally unstable!??????? if i was liz i would have stood up for myself. i would tell u what i wouldve said but were live on the air and u cant say asscheeks on tv.

"IM MRS SHES TOO BIG NOW SHES TOO THIN! DO U WANT A PIECE OF MEEEE!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"-Britney Spears




sry i didnt post anything yeaturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the internet wouldnt work it was being retarded!!!!!

SydneySpeer:)

sydney is 1 of the funniest bestest people ive ever met! she loves JESUS! and guitars and basket ball.................alot. shes a christian (party ova here!) REPUBLICANS. somtimes confuses bernie madolf with barrackobama. likes to eat and sleep. sometimes wonders if p.diddy wakes up feeling like Ke$ha. she likes spongebobs face when he figures out squidward likes krabbypatties. likeme, she used to watch CATDOG! also says the movie 2012 will b hilarious when we watch it n 2013. THE OFFICE!. She likes when the lamp ghetto stomps the "i" n Pixar. some of her fav quotes:!
"sydney is a juvinile delinquint" - kevin
"Im cutting that jacket off yur body!" her "SYDNEY, SHUT UP WE R N A CHURCH! THEY'LL KICK U OUT!"Sarah
"lets go worship some God" me
she is n the 8th grade and is going to TCU WITH meeeyyy!

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!!! - Beyonce

OK im tired of these retarded cat names. Ex. snuggles,kittens,sparkels,Mr.fluffytron,Mrs.snuggels(when its a dude cat), Tinks.........really............... first of all cats shouldnt b used for anything other than getting high. second of all why do these cats have to have these lovey cuddly yummy snugly names?cause cats are like always pissy and i know from xperiance. like 1 of my friends had a cat and i was rubbing his back and it fricken hissed at me! im was jst like "whatdaf*'k! cats r buttholes!". and 1time when i was 3 i was at my gramas & house she was rocking me n a rocker. well her cat jst went and bit me and wouldnt fudging let let go! seriously my grama said it was jelous. u c thaats y i like dogs they dont have feelings besides happy or sad! none of these "girl on her period" feelings. have u ever wondered why there isnt a friggen "Cat Whisperor"...its because everyones too effin scared of them! and back to the cat names..... why cant there b a cat named john....or even better john with a k on the front and the k being silent "kjohn"that sounds good orrr maybe even "bjorn" or "jeric" or somthing!

LETS HAVE SOME FUNN THIS BEAT IS SICK COME AND TAKE A RIDE ON MY DISCOSTICK!- Lady GaGa

Has anyone seen "2012" well SPOILERALERRRTT!!!! All thats left is africa n the end. "thats kinda like a mean joke." - best bro in law matt wells. thats so true its really racist but very very very very very funny.when he said that i peed with laughter. its gonna b funny as Hell watching that movie n 2013. so to readers im having a "2012"viewing party on January 1st 2013 at 10 P.M. so b ready to s**t from laughter.

1,2,3 PETER,PAUL,ANDMARY GETTING DOWN WITH 3 PEOPLE,EVERBODY LOVES OOOOH!-Britney Spears

MaryMararetKilgore :)

MaryMargaretKilgore is 1 of my best friends.she is married to kevin constien. she is christian. she is republican!!! she likes music that when she hears it she thinks "this is gonna b my nxt facebook status" she loves Gossip Girl. she likes Zoolander how to lose a guy n 10 daysthe notebook. also STEPBROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!! hates allllll BOOOOKKKSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! shes blonde and n the 8th grade. she has1 of those 1st names thats 2 names but also 1 name 2! alsoooo.....SHE SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!

with yur help we can wipe that deuchebag perez Hilton off the face of the planet!

best thing ever

"i dont think any1 should have babies....britney spears... idont think u should have 2 babies and show yur hotpocket to every1. i hate people who have 1 baby and go and buy a Minivan. its like how big is yur fat pig baby? and those people who like have kids and complaine about it. "o my baby wieght my baby wieght, i cant lose my baby wieght!" im like "yur baby's 7..... yur jst a fatty now ok." and they talk to evry1 like they did somthing noone can figure out. we all know how it happens jeez. i dont like people who talk in baby talk! "ooooohhh my sons turning 96 months today!" im like "what, 6x9 +41 im like did u meen 8 is that what u ment u idiot!" could u imagine an adult at a club talking like that?"318 months come and get ittttt!!" and people use theyre iphone to keep thier baby from crying. thats not cool. im like get off yur fat butt and do some parenting. its called benedryl."

-chelsea handler

my first horrormovie!

Last night i saw my first horror movie and it scared the bajesus outtame! it was "The Messengers" it had kristen stewert in from twilight. i have to admit i kept thimking edward was gonna come and save the day but that never happend. anyhoo it was about this girl jessica who moved to this house haunted by 3 ghosts that only jessica her lil 3 yr bro can c. the bro 4 some reason thought the ghosts were funny when they were bloody massacered beings and the parents think jessica is completely bonkers. the end has a really big twist. i wont tellya cus i wont spoil it 4 you! anyway igot halfway b4 i ran 2 my mommy asking her to watch it with me so i wont b as scared. overall i give it a thunbs up!

today i listened to that song "baby" by justin beiber all the way through. (im like BABY BABY BABY NNOOOOO!) well 4 some reason ludacris is n it and he was like (in a deep voice) "WHEN I WAS 13 I FOUND MY 1ST LOVE SHE HATED STARBUCKS"......Really "Luda"..... you found yur 1st love? no u popped yur first cap at 13 ok. and what was with the whole starbucks thing anyway! there wasnt even a starbucks back then. yur like 72 okay. who r u anyway? seriously like are u "the crips" leader er sumthing.and justin i like u so im telling u this for yur own good stop talking to ludacris. hes a bad bad nfluence and a terrible rapper. seriously his rimes isn't dope! dont let him ruin u uteen heartdrop k. keep "hangin w/ him and guess where u end up?......at the tacobell drive-thru at 3:48 in the morning on foot and they wont give u the fudgin Taco. k so stop talking to him!

Sexaddiction, no u jst need to keep yur pants on

My opinion on the whoollee tiger woods jessejames thing is that they jst should have kept their pants on. really jesse..... u cheated on SANDRA BULLOCK with Nazi Stripper Bombshell McGee! What the Hell? seriously itslike he doesnt even care. like even if the 2 of them get back together Sandra's never gonna forget the Nazi Strippper. "Jesse, take the trash out!" "But Sandra u said u were gonna do that today." "Well u said u were gonna b faithfull but look what happend! so take out the DANG TRASH!".....c

Tiger is a TOTAL JERK! Like i get that he was tired of elin's stupid Switzerland accent but when u go screwing every girl in the northern hemisphere im gonna start asking questions. like dude, whats with the red polo. i would have goten it if he'd done with 1 or 2 or 4 different girls tops. but really he's done it with like 100. seriously there is a tiger woods video game about him doing it with a bunch of different girls thats rediculous! so here's what i think should happen....Sandra and Elin should get married and move to Austin TX and live happily ever after.

schools almost OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so there is roughly only 10 days of school left till summer THANKYOUJESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i have a good amount of friends but there is alot of work and im just OVER the whole fricken thang! like there r these boys lets call them "Ross and Rachel". well they are the most annoying people ive ever met. they r soo self absorbed and they pick thier nose with their tounge! ewwwww!!!!! onetime one of my friends found a love note that Ross sent to Rachel. it said things like "you are the wind beneith my wing the ice under my skates every time i c a eagle i c a sparrow next to it" .....really Ross....a love note seriously who r yall? Tom Cruise and John Travolta? well they denied it even though we found it. and they are fricken homophobic! seriously! whatever! today in P.E. we played ultimate frisbee and HATE sports n general soo i kinda tried to hang back but none the less i ended up with a frisbee hitting me n the temple! seriously i was about to have a fricken siezure or a brain hemorage or somthing like brett michaels or whatever he had! stessfull day but its friday so who cares cause IM SINGLE AND I LOVE TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i started a blog? who am i...perezhilton

SOOOOO ive started a blog WHAT NOW!!!!! ill try to post somthing every day. subjects will either be about....well look at the title DUHHH! it will b about my family skool or the stupidity of celebs. so readers come back as much as possible to read my bloggggg!