MaryMargaretKilgore is 1 of my best friends.she is married to kevin constien. she is christian. she is republican!!! she likes music that when she hears it she thinks "this is gonna b my nxt facebook status" she loves Gossip Girl. she likes Zoolander how to lose a guy n 10 daysthe notebook. also STEPBROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!! hates allllll BOOOOKKKSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! shes blonde and n the 8th grade. she has1 of those 1st names thats 2 names but also 1 name 2! alsoooo.....SHE SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!
with yur help we can wipe that deuchebag perez Hilton off the face of the planet!
best thing ever
"i dont think any1 should have babies....britney spears... idont think u should have 2 babies and show yur hotpocket to every1. i hate people who have 1 baby and go and buy a Minivan. its like how big is yur fat pig baby? and those people who like have kids and complaine about it. "o my baby wieght my baby wieght, i cant lose my baby wieght!" im like "yur baby's 7..... yur jst a fatty now ok." and they talk to evry1 like they did somthing noone can figure out. we all know how it happens jeez. i dont like people who talk in baby talk! "ooooohhh my sons turning 96 months today!" im like "what, 6x9 +41 im like did u meen 8 is that what u ment u idiot!" could u imagine an adult at a club talking like that?"318 months come and get ittttt!!" and people use theyre iphone to keep thier baby from crying. thats not cool. im like get off yur fat butt and do some parenting. its called benedryl."
-chelsea handler
HILARIOUS!!!!
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