my bucket list

according to the EXCTINCT mayan civilization we are all gonna die in 865 days. so i have created a bucket list. if you are a retard and dont know what that is it is a list of things you wanna do before you die. so please enjoy.

1.go see cirque du soleil while on shrooms
2.be part of a heist
3.be on big brother
4.rekill a zombie
5.kick ms.brady in the testicals
6.punch ross and rachelll in their boobs
7.meet lady gaga
8.see a lady gaga concert
9.kiss a hot girl
10.watch eminem be arrested for tying rihanna to her bed and settin her house onfire
11.convert sydney speer and kevin constein into the church of team edward
12.have a singing career similer to ke$ha's
13.go on the show whale wars and actually kick some japanease whaler ass.
14.have a taylor friggin lautner body.
15.party in vegas
16.join a gang
17.get out of that gang
18.go to second with miley cyrus
19.be as famous as justin beiber
20. become a drug addict.
21.spiral out of control.
22.be on a episode of intervintion.
23.be featured on celebrity rehab.
24.be featured on celebrity sober house.
25.get my act together
26.make an album that totoally expresses my hatred towards the papparazzi.
27.have a comeback concert on goodmorning america.
28.have a comeback concert tour.
29.be in a documentry about my fame
30.be in a actual movie
31.retire
32.skydive
33.watch the movie "the bucketlist"
34.steal a sportsgar
35.knock someone out buy squeesing their pressure point
36.cuss ms brady out
37.throw up on ms brady
38.be abducted by aliens that are awesome and nice to me and all the people who like me.
39.hack a maineframe
40.come out of retirement and write and record a 1# song with sydney spear
41.form a band with me sydney and kevin thats like a cross between big time rush,paramore,30h3,coldplay,and the black eyed peas.
42.be the unwed father of a baby on teen mom
43.find out its not my kid and dump that HO
44.see breaking dawn part 2
45.punch snookie
46.get cancer
47.take the cure for cancer
48.join the swat team
49.go back in time and meet the mayans.
50.meet the guy who said we were gonna die in 2012. turns out he was jokeing!

DEEPEST SHOW EVER FRICKEN MADE!

if you watch MTV you have probably seen a comercial for the show "if you really knew me".................DEEPEST SHOW EVER FUCKING MADE! holllllyyyy jesus! have you ever seen breakfest club? this is like that on drugs. except its a reality show. every time i watch it i start to tear up. they goto all these diferent highschools in america and like split up their clicks and tell them the people in their little groups ALL their problems. and apparantly evey kid in america is a crack baby. but its realy heart touching you should watch it but its vvveerrry deep so bring tissues.in other words...donot isaid DONOT WATCH IT WITH FREINDS OR FAMILY! if u watch it, watch it alone.

ive whatched big brother for years and this season is a really good one. but there is this girl who is pretty hot but she is the most annoying person ever. at first i really liked her cuz you know she has her lips and her boobies but her hair is awful and every time i hear her laugh i want to die. she is so annoying. and she is in a showmance with this guy brendon.....how has he not killed himself or her yet seriously how can he be in love with her ? gross.....

ummmm im watching spongebob riht now and apparantly he is in the kkk or something. whatever it is im getting really O-ffended.

me and my mom went grocery shopping today and got a fam-lay sized bag of doritos that i think im gonna go sink my teeth into